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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Marge Power (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Raging Douche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Marge Power has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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130 lbs
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150 cm
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130 lbs
12 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Good kicks
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Marge Power!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Raging Douche!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Seu Braga and Matheus Silva.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Power misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Power looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A punch lands to the side of Power 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Power lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Douche steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Power. That one must have hurt.
Power throws a hook but Douche avoids it easily.
Power goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Power misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Douche.
Power throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Douche showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Power.
Power throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Power shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Power misses with a body kick.
A combination from Power does no damage.
Power misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche avoids the head kick by Power.
Douche throws the kick towards the body but Power avoids it.
Power misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Power rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Douche moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A clash of legs there as Douche blocks the low kick.
Power fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Power throws a body kick the misses
and Douche counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Power avoids the head kick by Douche.
Power falls off balance throwing a combination
and Douche counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Power clobbers Douche with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Marge Power is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Power misses with a low kick.
Marge Power seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Power misses with a body punch
and Douche counters with a nice body kick.
Power's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Power duly obliges.
Power swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Douche moves into the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Douche pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Power.
Power misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Douche misses with a hook from the clinch.
Douche misses with a short punch on the inside.
Power blocks an uppercut.
Power tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Douche's elbow.
A short left from Douche.
Douche landing knees to the body.
Douche has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Power avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Power on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Douche works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Douche pushes Power back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Douche lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Douche lands a shoulder strike.
Douche misses with a body punch.
Douche misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Power fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Power doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Power misses with a punch on the inside.
Power misses with a hook from the clinch.
Douche blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Douche tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Douche goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Power managing to block the knees to the body from Douche.
Douche tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Douche dodges an elbow strike from Power.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Power.
Power has a couple of punches blocked by Douche.
Power is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Douche is defending well for now.
Power lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Douche tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Power avoids it.
Douche lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Power fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Douche blocks an uppercut.
Power misses with a punch on the inside.
Power tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Douche's elbow.
Power fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Douche goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Power misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Douche as the two fighters clinch.
Power on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Power misses with some punches.
Douche scores a nice knee to the body.
Douche pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Power avoiding damage as Douche throws knees to the body.
Power makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Power wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A short right from Power.
Power is working Douche over against the cage.
Power gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Douche.
Power tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Douche throws a knee to the head but misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Douche keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Power's efforts to push away.
A nice right hand lands inside from Douche.
Douche misses with a knee strike.
Douche lands a body shot in the clinch.
Douche struggles to land a body shot inside as Power controls his hands.
Douche scores with a shot to the side of Power's head.
Douche tries a body shot but Power blocks it.
Good body shot from Power.
Power has a couple of punches blocked by Douche.
Power swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Douche obliges.
Power doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Power working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Douche connects with a knee to the head.
Douche lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Power swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Power blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Douche looks gassed!
Douche changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Power fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Marge Power has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Raging Douche.
Douche slips a jab and a cross from Power.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Power throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Raging Douche will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Power throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Douche sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Power tries to land a body kick
and Douche counters with a nice low kick that buckles Power's knee momentarily.
Power throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Douche cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Power misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Power misses with a combination
and Douche makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Marge Power is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Power looks to land a body kick but Douche moved away.
Power throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Douche.
Power tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice defenses there by Douche.
Power throws a combination that misses
and Douche counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Douche.
Douche working some strikes from top position.
Douche is looking to work some ground and pound but Power has wrist control.
Douche is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Power is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Power has escaped and now he's on top!
That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Douche has Power pulled in close to control his posture.
Douche is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Power controlling from the top position.
Douche pulls Power in close to prevent any damage.
Douche looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Power puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Power will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douche trying to control here.
Douche gets back to full guard.
Douche controlling Power's posture.
Power tries to free his leg and advance position but Douche is retaining full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Douche looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Power trying to control but Douche is working from the bottom.
Power sitting in guard, not really doing much.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Douche is trying to keep Power in close.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Raging Douche showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Power throws a sloppy head kick and Douche moves out of range easily.
Power throws a combination that misses
and Douche counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Power throws a lazy body kick
and Douche counters by moving into the clinch.
Power misses with the head strike.
Douche with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Douche missing with knees to the body.
Power misses with some punches.
Power has a couple of punches blocked by Douche.
Power blocking some punches.
Douche creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Power's defenses.
It looks like Marge Power has been cut.
Power misses with some punches.
A short right from Power.
Douche tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Power's elbow.
Power swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douche misses with a hook from the clinch.
Douche blocks a body shot from Power.
Douche avoiding damage as Power throws knees to the body.
Douche scores with a shot to the side of Power's head.
Douche tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Power avoids it.
A left hand lands to the body for Douche.
Douche tries to land a knee to the head but Power blocks with his arms.
Knees in the clinch landing for Douche.
Power misses with a hook from the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche tightens his grip and picks Power up, before dumping him to the ground. Power manages to land in guard.
Douche throws and elbow that misses. Power uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Douche's guard. Nice move by Power!
Power preventing the sweep.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Douche keeping moving, preventing Power from controlling successfully.
Power wants to pass the guard but Douche is keeping the position.
Douche controlling Power's posture.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Power wants to control from the top but Douche keeps moving.
Douche is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Douche working a defensive guard here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Douche connects with a single shot there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Power throws a sloppy head kick and Douche moves out of range easily.
Power throws a head kick but Douche moves out of range.
Power with a poor takedown
and Douche counters with a left to the body.
Power misses with a leg kick
and Douche counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Douche is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Power rather than just go for the knockout.
Power misses with a few strikes there.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Power lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Douche has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Douche and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Power throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Douche counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Power!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Douche has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Power's face.
Power is looking to get to half guard.
Douche breaks from Power's wrist control and lands an elbow.
The referee warns Power that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Power is rocked!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Douche drops a big elbow. That's hurt Power! More shots from Douche and the ref steps in! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Raging Douche!
Raging Douche is the new bantamweight champion!
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energy
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