PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Barbara Boxer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pulp Fiction (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Fiction's choice of entrance music: Mince Meat by Dangerdoom. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Boxer
vs
Fiction

190 cm
22
222 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

200 cm
21
210 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barbara Boxer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pulp Fiction!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Frank Dennis and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fiction swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fiction shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Fiction slips a jab and a cross from Boxer.
Boxer looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Boxer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fiction throws a solid leg kick but Boxer takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Fiction.
Boxer throws a series of punches but Fiction moves out of range.
Nice defenses there by Boxer.
Fiction swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Boxer scores with a head kick.
Boxer swinging wildly here.
Fiction misses the jab.
Fiction throws a hook to the side of Boxer's head but Boxer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Boxer connects with a single shot there.
A jab from Boxer finds it's way through Fiction's defenses.
Boxer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Boxer darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Fiction misses with a body punch
and Boxer counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fiction uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Boxer.
Boxer clobbers Fiction with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Boxer lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Boxer stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Boxer throws a quick inside leg kick.
Boxer thows a body shot but no joy.
Boxer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fiction sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fiction takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Fiction lands a nice hook to Boxer's body. Boxer takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Fiction tries a head kick but it misses.
Donk. Boxer catches Fiction right on the button with a cross.
A jab from Fiction misses.
Fiction gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Boxer.
Boxer throws a jab but it's blocked by Fiction.
Fiction misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Boxer counters with a nice low kick that buckles Fiction's knee momentarily.
Fiction walks into a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fiction lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boxer takes a swing at Fiction's ribcage but misses.
Fiction throws a leg kick
and Boxer counters with a good low kick that Fiction was not able to check.
Fiction cracks Boxer with a right hand to the side of the head.
Fiction lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Boxer circles away quickly and effectively.
Fiction looks gassed!
Boxer dodges the punch combination from Fiction.
Fiction pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fiction with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Boxer to score with a decent uppercut.
Boxer blocks a leg kick.
Fiction throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A low kick from Fiction misses
and Boxer makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Boxer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fiction keeps Boxer at a distance using the push kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Boxer.
Boxer scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Fiction takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Boxer.
Boxer feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Fiction's calf.
Boxer lands a really nice looking cross but Fiction seems unphased.
Boxer tests Fiction's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Boxer lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Fiction circles away quickly and effectively.
Boxer tries a head kick but it misses.
Fiction throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Boxer lands with an uppercut that bounces Fiction off the cage and back into rage.
Boxer digs a good hook to Fiction's body.
Boxer scores with a kick to the midsection.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fiction gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Jab from Boxer.
Boxer works the jab nicely.
Boxer dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Fiction. That did some damage!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boxer is looking to slow Fiction down with leg kicks.
Boxer scores with a nice head shot.
Fiction stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Boxer.
Boxer scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Fiction takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Fiction throws a body punch but Boxer moves out of range.
Boxer lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Fiction backs up against the cage.
Boxer lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Boxer scores with a jab to the head.
A lazy left from Boxer finds it's target.
Fiction has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Boxer tests Fiction's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fiction takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Boxer scores with a three punch combo!
Good exchange - Boxer coming out on top.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Barbara Boxer dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

A punch lands to the side of Fiction 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Boxer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fiction.
Boxer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fiction stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Boxer.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Fiction might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Boxer has got the better of the exchanges.
Fiction looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Fiction takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Boxer lands a jab to Fiction's midsection.
Barbara Boxer is winning the standup battle so far.
Fiction throws out a loose jab but Boxer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boxer lands a lovely overhand right.
Boxer misses with a two punch combination.
Boxer closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Boxer. Fiction shrugs it off though.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fiction throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Fiction is breathing heavily.
Fiction walks into a left hand.
Boxer lets loose with a powerful body kick. Fiction will feel that in the morning.
Fiction takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boxer throws a one two combo.
Fiction moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Fiction takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Fiction walks into a stiff left hand from Boxer.
Fiction has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Fiction there as he acknowledges the shot.
Boxer cracks Fiction with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Fiction's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Boxer fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Fiction on the side of the head.
Boxer throws a nice head kick!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fiction looks to throw the jab but Boxer is out of range.
Boxer lands a lovely overhand right.
Boxer ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Boxer throws a shot to the body.
Boxer thumps Fiction with a low kick.
Fiction on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Boxer throws a nice looking combination but Fiction bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boxer connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Boxer bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Fiction's head.
Boxer throws a front kick that sends Fiction stumbling back into the cage.
Boxer smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Boxer smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Fiction misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Boxer with a jab.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Boxer - that will leave a mark!
Boxer scores with a crisp jab that stopped Fiction in his tracks.
Boxer connects with a crisp jab.
Fiction walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Fiction on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Boxer scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Boxer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boxer lands with a right hand.
Boxer lands a jab to Fiction's midsection.
Boxer ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Boxer bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Boxer with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Boxer cracks Fiction with a good jab.
Boxer lands with a nice body punch.
Boxer explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Fiction has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Boxer.
Boxer scores with a jab to the body.
Good leg kick by Boxer there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Boxer smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Boxer paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fiction looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Fiction slips a jab and a cross from Boxer.
Boxer throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Fiction stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fiction chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Boxer can pounce on him.
Fiction misses the shot to the body.
Boxer lands a nice shot to the body.
Boxer lunges at Fiction with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Fiction's hand.
A right-left combo lands from Boxer.
Fiction on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Boxer works Fiction's body with a nice hook.
Boxer slips under a jab.
Boxer connects with the punch.
Fiction takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Boxer uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fiction throws a leg kick
letting Boxer counter with a right hand.
Boxer lands with a right hand.
Boxer jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Barbara Boxer dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

A punch combination from Boxer misses.
Fiction misses with a leg kick.
Fiction throws and low kick but Boxer moves out of range easily.
No joy there for Fiction, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fiction cracks Boxer with an open hand slap.
A head kick by Fiction misses
and Boxer counters with an inside leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Boxer.
Boxer lands with a slapping head kick.
Boxer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fiction will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Boxer lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Boxer thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Fiction if he has to take too many more of those.
Boxer uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Boxer stalks Fiction and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Fiction's face. Fiction staggers backwards, shaken.
Fiction takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boxer lands with a nice body punch.
Fiction chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Boxer can pounce on him.
A combination from Boxer does no damage.
Boxer thumps Fiction with a low kick.
Fiction on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Boxer. Boxer obviously looking to wear him down.
Boxer moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Boxer throws a nice outside leg kick.
Fiction takes a head kick and keeps coming.
A jab from Boxer finds it's way through Fiction's defenses.
Fiction takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Boxer throws a sloppy head kick and Fiction moves out of range easily.
Boxer bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Boxer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A bone on bone clash there as Boxer blocks the leg kick.
Fiction takes a head kick and keeps coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boxer works Fiction's body with a nice hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
No joy there for Boxer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fiction moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
No joy there for Boxer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Boxer, as that shot connected.
A telegraphed right hand from Fiction misses the target.
Boxer lands a right hook to the body.
Boxer paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Fiction throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Boxer counters with a straight right hand.
Boxer swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Fiction.
Boxer lands with a straight right. Fiction didn't see that one coming.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Boxer, as that shot connected.
Boxer moves out of range of the strikes.
Boxer fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Fiction.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boxer scores with a body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Fiction misses the target.
Boxer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Fiction.
Boxer connects with a right hand. Fiction shakes it off.
Fiction misses with a looping right.
Boxer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Fiction can do to turn this around?
Boxer scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Boxer lands a head shot.
Fiction misses the jab.
Fiction takes a kick to the side of the head.
Nice shot lands for Boxer.
A nice inside leg kick there by Boxer. That's going to slow Fiction down.
Boxer tries a head kick but it misses.
Nice cross by Boxer.
Boxer lands a head kick!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boxer cracks Fiction with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Boxer scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Boxer moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Fiction throws a sloppy head kick
and Boxer counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Boxer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Fiction looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Boxer lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Boxer lands a body shot.
Boxer dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Fiction. That did some damage!
Boxer scores with a nice head shot.
Boxer fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Boxer scores with a sloppy right hand. Fiction should have avoided that one.
A right-left combo lands from Boxer.
Pulp Fiction has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Barbara Boxer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Fiction on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Boxer moves into range and lands a nice body kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Barbara Boxer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Boxer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight for Barbara Boxer!
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight for Barbara Boxer!
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight for Barbara Boxer!

Barbara Boxer wins by unanimous decision!