PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kapital Punishment (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Ferguson
vs
Punishment

200 cm
26
270 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

200 cm
27
276 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kapital Punishment!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ferguson works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Punishment keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ferguson moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

Ferguson gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

Ferguson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Ferguson throws the left hand but Punishment avoids the punch easily.
Punishment cracks Ferguson with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Punishment takes a shot right to the bread basket.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Ferguson moves into range and clinches up with Punishment.

Ferguson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Punishment wants to clinch
and Ferguson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Punishment with a poor takedown
and Ferguson counters with a stiff right hand.
Punishment swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Ferguson counters with a nice uppercut.
Punishment throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Ferguson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Punishment with a lazy takedown attempt
and Ferguson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Punishment throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Punishment takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Punishment looks gassed!
Ferguson works the jab nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Punishment cracks Ferguson with an open hand slap.
Kapital Punishment seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Punishment tries to clinch
and Ferguson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Ferguson takes the fight into the clinch.

Ferguson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Ferguson is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Ferguson moves into range and connects with a jab.
Ferguson connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

Ferguson drops Punishment with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Punishment looks back up at him and smiles so Ferguson waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Punishment is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Are you kidding me?! Ferguson ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Punishment clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Turd Ferguson!