PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between stevie seahull (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paco Rodriguez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). seahull has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. stevie seahull has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

seahull
vs
Rodriguez

215 cm
25
280 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

196 cm
25
295 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Prefers standup

Boomerang! Costume Shop ($12 Fun Gear)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, stevie seahull!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Paco Rodriguez!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Bruno Hogan and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
seahull takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

It looks like stevie seahull has been cut.
seahull is breathing heavily.
Rodriguez throws a jab but it's blocked by seahull.
Rodriguez throws an uppercut from half a mile away. seahull sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Rodriguez lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but seahull circles away quickly and effectively.
Nice shot lands for Rodriguez.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
seahull slips under a jab from Rodriguez.
Rodriguez looks to throw the jab but seahull is out of range.
Rodriguez fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks seahull square on the jaw! Damn, seahull is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Paco Rodriguez!