PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harry Winston (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ooga Booga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Winston's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, This Life by Curtis Stigers & The Forest Rangers. Booga is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: The Invention of Music. Ooga Booga is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Winston
vs
Booga

192 cm
20
258 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

192 cm
26
284 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Syndicate Drugs
MADE IN GERMANY

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Harry Winston!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ooga Booga!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Summer Carpenter and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Booga shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Winston sprawls well. Winston wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Booga gets slowly back to his feet.
Winston misses with a hook.
Winston misses with a series of wild punches.

Booga shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Winston wants to get back to his feet.
Booga sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Winston defending well though.
Booga prevents Winston from standing back up.

Booga is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Booga has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Winston tries to kick Booga off but Booga keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Booga sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Winston defending well though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Winston is trying to stand up here but Booga is controlling him well.
Winston blocking the ground and pound attempt from Booga.
Winston on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Winston tries to get out of the position.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Booga drops his hands momentarily and Winston takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Booga tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Winston paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Winston works over Booga's head and body with a nice combination.
Booga avoids a punch combination nicely.
Winston steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Booga.
Winston jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Winston keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Booga fails to land the takedown.
Booga has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

Booga fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Winston, pushing him back against the cage.
Booga wants a takedown but no success here.
Harry Winston has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ooga Booga.
Winston letting Booga take a breather here.
Booga looks gassed!

Winston breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Winston closes the distance and lands a one-two.

It looks like Ooga Booga has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Booga is looking to clinch.
Winston connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Winston stuffs the takedown attempt from Booga. Booga gets slowly back to his feet.
Booga tries to close the distance and clinch but Winston swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Winston fails to land with a series of punches.
Winston jabs Booga right on the nose. Booga blinks but takes it well.
Winston circles away from the clinch attempt.
Winston scores with a jab to the body.
Ooga Booga seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Booga takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A punch combination from Winston misses.
Winston is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Winston swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Winston slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Booga shoots in but Winston avoids the takedown attempt easily.

Winston lands a big right hand that sends Booga crashing to the mat! Winston stays standing though and waves Booga back to his feet!

Booga is rocked!
Crack! Winston connects with the perfect overhand right and Booga falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Winston!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Harry Winston!
Harry Winston retains his heavyweight title!