PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rice Farmer Dude (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ramon Samara (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Farmer Dude
vs
Samara

197 cm
25
262 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

195 cm
19
282 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

[†CoE†]Terror-Trition 155Q[†CoE†]
[†CoE†]Terror-Trition 155Q[†CoE†]

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rice Farmer Dude!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ramon Samara!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Eliza Hachem and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Left hook, right uppercut from Samara.

It looks like Rice Farmer Dude has been cut.
Samara throws a shot from downtown. Farmer Dude moves away and avoids it.
Samara throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The fighters circling - Samara throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Farmer Dude has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Farmer Dude there as he acknowledges the shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Farmer Dude is looking to clinch.
Farmer Dude swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Farmer Dude scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Samara getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Farmer Dude, as that shot connected.
Farmer Dude lands a body shot.
Samara throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Samara swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Farmer Dude misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Samara.
Farmer Dude misses with a hook to the body
and Samara makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Samara misses with a series of wild punches.
Samara misses with a hook. Farmer Dude ducked under it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Farmer Dude throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Farmer Dude misses with an uppercut. Samara saw that one coming.
Farmer Dude just misses with a punch to the body.
Farmer Dude lands a body shot.
Samara misses with a series of wild punches.
Rice Farmer Dude seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Samara throws a lazy right hand but Farmer Dude sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Samara uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Farmer Dude.
A big right from Farmer Dude misses.
Farmer Dude walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Farmer Dude is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Samara slips a jab from Farmer Dude.
Danga de danga de dang - Samara scores with a four punch combination!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Farmer Dude takes one on the chin but seems OK.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Samara misses its intended target.
Samara swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The fighters circling - Farmer Dude throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Samara throws a right hand that Farmer Dude ducks under and follows up with a left that Farmer Dude also avoids with ease.
Farmer Dude fails with an attempt to clinch.
Samara throws a series of punches but Farmer Dude avoids them all with ease.
Farmer Dude bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Samara's head.
Farmer Dude takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Farmer Dude is breathing heavily.
Samara misses with a series of wild punches.
Samara uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Farmer Dude.
Samara swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Farmer Dude rushes Samara and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Samara taking a breather.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Samara is trying to force a seperation but Farmer Dude has the dominant position.
Farmer Dude lands with a left to the head.
Samara takes a shot to the head.
Samara blocking some punches.
Samara wants to break free but Farmer Dude has control.
Farmer Dude presses Samara against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A nice left hand lands by Farmer Dude.
Farmer Dude lands a left hand that snaps the head of Samara backwards.
Samara tries to break free but Farmer Dude pushes him back against the cage.
Farmer Dude gets through Samara's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Farmer Dude misses with a punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Farmer Dude.
Farmer Dude misses with a short punch on the inside.
Farmer Dude manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Samara blocks an uppercut.
Samara has had enough of the clinch but Farmer Dude keeps him there for the moment.
Samara stalling.
Farmer Dude is stalling here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Farmer Dude has Samara pressed against the cage, preventing Samara from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A bit of stalling here from Farmer Dude.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ramon Samara dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rice Farmer Dude's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

A slow jab from Farmer Dude misses its intended target.
A big left from Samara misses.
Samara misses with a few strikes there.
Ramon Samara is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Samara swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Samara cracks a nice hook into Farmer Dude's ribs.
Samara lands a jab to the nose.
Samara misses with a few strikes there.
Farmer Dude tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Farmer Dude misses with a hook.
Farmer Dude connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Samara rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Farmer Dude moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Samara cracks a nice hook into Farmer Dude's ribs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A left and a right from Samara both land. Nice combination.
Samara goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Samara bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Farmer Dude's head backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Samara lands a right hook to the body.
Samara works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A slow jab from Farmer Dude misses its intended target.
Nice body punch from Samara.
Samara misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ramon Samara seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A looping hook to the body misses from Samara. Farmer Dude does a little dance to reset his feet.
Farmer Dude takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Farmer Dude takes one to the side of the head.
Samara scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Farmer Dude throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Samara looks to score with a jab to the body but Farmer Dude is just out of range.
Samara darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Samara looks to score with a jab to the body but Farmer Dude is just out of range.
Samara has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Samara ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Farmer Dude moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Farmer Dude misses the body punch
and Samara counters with a stiff right hand.
A jab from Samara finds it's way through Farmer Dude's defenses.
Samara throws a combination. Farmer Dude tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Farmer Dude dodges the punch combination from Samara.
Samara scores with a jab to the jaw.
Samara dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Farmer Dude takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Samara. Farmer Dude does a little dance to reset his feet.
Farmer Dude takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Farmer Dude takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Samara scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Samara goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Samara fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Farmer Dude avoids the body shot from Samara.
Samara ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Samara throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Farmer Dude.
Farmer Dude looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Samara throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Farmer Dude.
Samara throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Samara's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Samara duly obliges.
A jab from Farmer Dude misses.
Samara lands with a hook. Farmer Dude tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Samara lands a nice shot that snaps Farmer Dude's head back.
Farmer Dude tries to close the distance and clinch up but Samara swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Farmer Dude with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Samara lands a glancing blow to the side of Farmer Dude's head.
Farmer Dude moves away from the strike by Samara.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Samara swinging wildly here.
Samara uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Farmer Dude fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Samara manages to avoid it.
Farmer Dude looks to throw the jab but Samara is out of range.
Samara fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Farmer Dude manages to avoid it.
Farmer Dude scores with a crisp jab that stopped Samara in his tracks.
Farmer Dude misses with a hook to the body
and Samara counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Samara looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Samara throws a right and a left that Farmer Dude avoids nicely.
Farmer Dude misses with a hook. Samara ducked under it nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Samara throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

Farmer Dude forces Samara back against the cage and clinches.
Samara is trying to break the clinch but Farmer Dude is controlling him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ramon Samara showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Rice Farmer Dude's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Samara dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Samara moves away from the strike by Farmer Dude.
Farmer Dude throws the left hand but Samara avoids the punch easily.
Farmer Dude throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Samara sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Farmer Dude connects with a crisp jab.
Samara fails to land with a series of punches.
Decent striking displayed by Farmer Dude there.
Samara lands with a hook. Farmer Dude tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The fighters circling - Farmer Dude throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Samara fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Farmer Dude manages to avoid it.
Samara throws a hook but Farmer Dude blocks it.
Farmer Dude lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Samara at a distance.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Farmer Dude ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Samara doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Samara shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Farmer Dude tries to close the distance and clinch up but Samara swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Samara throws a big shot that misses.
Samara throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Farmer Dude sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Farmer Dude throws a right hand that Samara ducks under and follows up with a left that Samara also avoids with ease.
Samara lands with a nice body punch.
Farmer Dude fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Samara manages to avoid it.
Samara misses with an uppercut. Farmer Dude saw that one coming.
Samara moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Farmer Dude uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Samara.
Samara avoids the body shot from Farmer Dude.
Samara takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A swing and a miss from Samara.

Farmer Dude clinches up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Farmer Dude misses with some punches.
Farmer Dude swings wildly with an uppercut but Samara uses good head movement to avoid it.
Farmer Dude keeps control of Samara as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Farmer Dude lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Samara stalling in the clinch but Farmer Dude improves position.
Farmer Dude displaying some good clinch control by pressing Samara up against the cage.
Farmer Dude misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rice Farmer Dude has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Farmer Dude misses with a body punch.
Farmer Dude has a couple of punches blocked by Samara.
Farmer Dude's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Samara pressing his opponent against the cage.
Farmer Dude stalling the fight.
Samara blocks an uppercut.
Farmer Dude lands a hook to the side of the head.
Farmer Dude throws a punch but it's blocked by Samara.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Farmer Dude presses Samara against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Farmer Dude is struggling to control the position.
Farmer Dude lands with a left to the head.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Samara tries to break free but Farmer Dude pushes him back against the cage.
Samara is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A hook to the body from Farmer Dude.
Farmer Dude misses with a punch on the inside.
Farmer Dude lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Farmer Dude lands a body punch in the clinch.
Farmer Dude lands a nice uppercut.
Ramon Samara is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Farmer Dude scores with a shoulder strike.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Farmer Dude takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rice Farmer Dude showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Samara has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 27:29
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 27:29
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 27:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ramon Samara!