PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pervo Jokkolainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Gazer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jokkolainen's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Smells Like Humppa. Gazer has chosen Psycho Killer as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Jokkolainen
vs
Gazer

197 cm
27
270 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

200 cm
26
268 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Pervo Jokkolainen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Peter Gazer!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Daniel Cesar and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gazer shoots for a takedown but Jokkolainen saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Gazer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jokkolainen delivers a nice body kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Jokkolainen misses the target.
Gazer looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A punch lands to the side of Gazer 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Gazer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jokkolainen moves away.
Gazer takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Jokkolainen checks a leg kick.
Gazer on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jokkolainen. Jokkolainen obviously looking to wear him down.
Jokkolainen lands a really nice looking cross but Gazer seems unphased.

It looks like Peter Gazer has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jokkolainen looks to score with a jab to the body but Gazer is just out of range.
Jokkolainen lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Gazer shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Jokkolainen defends it nicely.
Pervo Jokkolainen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Peter Gazer.
Gazer looks gassed!
Jokkolainen lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jokkolainen lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Gazer is trying desperately to land a takedown but Jokkolainen is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Gazer.
Gazer looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Jokkolainen throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gazer stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jokkolainen.
Jokkolainen chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Peter Gazer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A combination from Jokkolainen does no damage.
Jokkolainen throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jokkolainen lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Nice shot lands for Jokkolainen.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gazer walks into a straight right hand from Jokkolainen.
An inside leg kick lands from Jokkolainen.
Nice uppercut lands for Jokkolainen. That snapped Gazer's head back.
Jokkolainen scores with a sloppy right hand. Gazer should have avoided that one.

That has opened up Peter Gazer's cut even more.
Jokkolainen buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

Jokkolainen lands a big right hand that sends Gazer crashing to the mat! Jokkolainen stays standing though and waves Gazer back to his feet!

Gazer is rocked!
Jokkolainen thumps Gazer with a low kick.
Gazer is still on wobbly legs! Can Jokkolainen finish him?
Jokkolainen closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Gazer out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pervo Jokkolainen!