PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Majin Boo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joseph Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boo's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, I Fucking Hate You by Godsmack. Jones has chosen Alice in Chains - Them Bones as his entrance music. Joseph Jones has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Boo
vs
Jones

190 cm
25
275 lbs
10 - 1 - 0

195 cm
28
270 lbs
19 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Majin Boo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Joseph Jones!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Viktor Lagutenko and Konstantin Menshow.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A slow jab from Boo misses its intended target.
Boo cracks Jones with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Boo takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Boo ducks under a wild hook from Jones.
Jones swinging wildly here.
Boo scores with a hook.
Jones lunges at Boo with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Boo's hand.

It looks like Majin Boo has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jones defending well as Boo loads up on a big left hand.
Joseph Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Boo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jones misses with the combination.
Boo throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Jones's waist but Jones gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Boo off to one side.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones misses with a two punch combination.
Joseph Jones is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Boo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Jones's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Jones duly obliges.
Jones misses with a head kick.
Boo scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Jones tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Boo is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Boo misses with a straight left.
Jones swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Boo checks the leg kick nicely there.
Jones fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Boo on the side of the head.
Boo throws a looping overhand right but Jones ducks down to avoid it.
Jones throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boo jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jones uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Boo.
Jones lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A swing and a miss from Jones.
Jones tests Boo's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Boo misses with a straight right.
Jones throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jones throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jones throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Jones misses with a jab, cross combination.
Boo fails to land with a series of punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Boo does no damage.
Jones steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Boo.
Boo throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jones swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jones tries a head kick but it misses.
Boo keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jones.
Jones avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jones looks to land a combination. Boo sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

Majin Boo's cut is getting worse.
Jones lands a nice looking body shot.
Boo avoids a punch combination nicely.
Boo uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jones.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones swings and misses with a shot to the body
letting Boo counter with a right hand.
Boo dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The fighters circling - Jones throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jones ducks under a wild hook from Boo.
Boo takes a swing at Jones's ribcage but misses.
A jab lands there for Jones.
Nice shot lands for Jones.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Boo gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

Majin Boo's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Boo moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joseph Jones dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Majin Boo's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Boo scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

It looks like Joseph Jones has been cut.
Nice shot by Jones.
Boo swinging wildly here.
Boo fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Jones avoids it really well and circles away.
Boo loads up on a big right hand but Jones slips the punch.
Jones cracks Boo with a good jab.
Boo lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jones circles away quickly and effectively.
Jones throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones misses with a double jab
and Boo counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Boo looks to land a left hand but Jones moved out of range nicely.
Joseph Jones seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jones lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Boo circles away quickly and effectively.
Boo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jones defending well as Boo loads up on a big left hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Boo. Jones does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jones avoids the body shot from Boo.
A big left from Boo misses.
Jones slips under a jab from Boo.
Boo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jones slips a jab from Boo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Boo lands a jab followed by a vicious hook that sends Jones sprawling to the canvas. Boo follows him down, looking for the kill. Can Jones hang on?

Jones is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jones wants to improve his position but Boo is controlling well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Boo throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Jones can do anything to dispel that myth.
Boo stalling.
Boo seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Jones does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boo thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Jones's head.
Jones regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Boo.
Boo trying to control the position from guard on top but Jones is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Boo is looking to work some ground and pound but Jones has wrist control.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Boo slips under a jab from Jones.
Boo dives in and grabs Jones's left leg, looking for a takedown. Jones pushes down on Boo's head and hops out.
Jones throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Jones, as that shot connected.
A good leg kick by Jones.
Boo missing with a left hand there. Jones was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jones swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jones throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Boo keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jones.
Boo misses the body punch
and Jones counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Boo shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Majin Boo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jones misses with a two punch combination.
Jones throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jones scores with a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Majin Boo dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Boo pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Boo takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Jones gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Boo.
Jones scores with a jab to the head.
Boo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jones scores with a punch to the head.
Boo checks the leg kick.
Boo takes a kick to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jones rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Boo moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Boo chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jones can pounce on him.
Jones scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A big right from Jones misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Boo.
Jones falls off balance throwing a combination

and Boo counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Jones wants to stand and escape but Boo is having none of it.

Jones kicks Boo off and gets to his feet.
A leg kick checked by Boo.
Jones throws and low kick but Boo moves out of range easily.
Jones misses with a series of wild punches.
Jones connects with a body shot.
Boo misses with a hook. Jones ducked under it nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boo shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Jones pinned against the cage. Jones gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Boo walks into a straight right hand from Jones.

Jeez, Majin Boo's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Boo moves away from the strike by Jones.
Jones throws a low kick but Boo avoids it.
Jones misses with an uppercut. Boo saw that one coming.
Jones showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Boo.
Jones lands with a cross.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Majin Boo's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Joseph Jones!