PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Aloha Hoi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leroy Jenkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hoi comes to the cage accompanied by Rock You Like a Hurricane. Jenkins comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Ready to Die Andrew W.K kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Aloha Hoi could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Leroy Jenkins's chin.

Hoi
vs
Jenkins

205 cm
26
267 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

204 cm
26
265 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Blitzkrieg Formula 5000 Cardio
MADE IN GERMANY

Resistance

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Aloha Hoi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Leroy Jenkins!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jenkins getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

It looks like Aloha Hoi has been cut.
Jenkins is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jenkins fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hoi slips under a jab.
Nice takedown defense from Hoi. No joy for Jenkins on that attempt.
Hoi ducks under a wild hook from Jenkins.
Jenkins misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hoi fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jenkins pivots, looking for a leg kick but Hoi is out of range and Jenkins settles back down.
Jenkins looks gassed!
A solid leg kick lands there for Hoi.
Hoi lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Hoi.
Hoi lands an overhand right.
Hoi lands a body shot.
Hoi throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Hoi is looking to slow Jenkins down with leg kicks.
Hoi punishes Jenkins's body with a nice straight punch.
Hoi lands a jab.
Hoi turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Hoi fails to land with a series of punches.
Good leg kick by Hoi there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Hoi lands a nice looking kick to the body. Jenkins takes a step back to recover.
Aloha Hoi is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hoi lands with an uppercut that bounces Jenkins off the cage and back into rage.
A punch lands to the side of Jenkins 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Jenkins takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Hoi feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jenkins's calf.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Hoi lands a big uppercut and Jenkins crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Jenkins looks OK. Hoi waves Jenkins back to his feet!

Jenkins is rocked!
Hoi fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Jenkins square on the jaw! Damn, Jenkins is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Aloha Hoi!