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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Uno Louner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Huge Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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183 lbs
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185 lbs
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Dangerous GnP
Solid boxing
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Good wrestler
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Uno Louner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Huge Balls!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Nard Betker and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Balls feints and as Louner raises his hands in defense, Balls changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Louner keeping moving, preventing Balls from controlling successfully.
Balls working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Balls works over Louner with some ground and pound from guard.
Balls trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Louner utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Balls throwing strikes from guard but Louner blocks nicely.
Balls postures up and lands a big shot to Louner's brow.
Balls must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Balls wants to control from the top but Louner keeps moving.
Balls postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Balls throwing strikes from guard but Louner blocks nicely.
Balls trying to control but Louner is working from the bottom.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Louner throws a jab but it's blocked by Balls.
Balls avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Balls misses with a straight left.
Balls listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Balls is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Louner.
Balls lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Louner scores with a nice strike.
Balls thows a left - swing and a miss!
Louner throws a body punch but Balls moves out of range.
Louner throws a jab but it's blocked by Balls.
Louner throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Louner misses with a hook. Balls ducked under it nicely.
Balls misses with a jab, cross combination.
Louner swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Balls is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Balls on the wrong end of a nice hook.
It looks like Huge Balls has been cut.
Balls throws the left hand but Louner avoids the punch easily.
Balls swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Louner throws a big shot that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Louner throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Louner tries to close the distance and clinch but Balls swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Louner throws out a powerful jab.
Uno Louner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big right from Balls misses.
Balls on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Louner fails with an attempt to clinch.
Balls keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Louner.
Louner swings for the body but Balls moves out of range.
Uno Louner is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Balls bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Balls avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Louner pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Balls on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Louner ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Louner is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A left lands for Louner.
Balls misses with a straight left.
The fight stays on the outside here - Louner looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Balls looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Balls slips a straight right by Louner.
Louner bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Balls throws a lazy right hand but Louner sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Louner cracks Balls with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Balls pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Louner looks to score with a jab to the body but Balls is just out of range.
Louner is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Balls uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Louner.
Louner tries to clinch but Balls moves out of range.
Balls throws a hook to the side of Louner's head but Louner sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Louner misses with a low kick.
Louner throws a left and a right that both miss
and Louner takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Louner slips under a jab.
Louner uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Balls.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Uno Louner dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Huge Balls's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Louner throws a combination that misses
and Balls counters with a one-two to the body.
A swing and a miss from Balls.
Balls connects with a right hand. Louner shakes it off.
Huge Balls is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Louner lands a head shot.
Louner throws a right and a left that both miss.
Balls scores with a nice strike.
Louner throws a jab when Balls was well out of range.
Balls cracks Louner with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Louner throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Balls is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Louner.
Nice defenses there by Balls.
Balls scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Balls not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Balls wants to stand up but Louner is controlling the position.
Louner controlling the position for now.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Louner wants to stand back up but Balls manages to pass into side control.
Louner is not content to let Balls control the position.
Balls looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Louner is avoiding damage well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Sloppy strikes there by Balls.
Balls misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Louner throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Balls moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Balls takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Balls shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Louner as he avoids it easily.
Balls ducks under a wild hook from Louner.
Balls ducks under a wild hook from Louner.
Louner keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Balls.
Balls works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A big right from Balls misses.
A big left from Balls misses.
Louner fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Balls manages to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Louner throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Balls sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A big right from Louner misses.
Louner misses with a two punch combination.
Balls throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Louner tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Balls counters with a straight right hand.
Balls pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Louner tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Balls was well out of range. Poor timing from Louner.
Louner displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Balls throws out the jab.
Balls missing with a left hand there. Louner was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Louner fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Balls looks to throw the jab but Louner is out of range.
Louner lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Balls circles away quickly and effectively.
Balls fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Louner tests Balls's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Balls misses with a straight left.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Balls throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Louner.
Louner throws a lazy right hand but Balls sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Balls throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Louner jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Louner throws a predictable looking body shot
and Balls counters with a two punch combo.
Balls will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Louner lands an overhand right.
That has opened up Huge Balls's cut even more.
Louner misses with a combination
and Balls counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Louner throws a hook but Balls avoids it easily.
Louner misses with a few strikes there.
Some wild striking there from Louner.
Louner wants to clinch
and Balls counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Uno Louner dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Huge Balls's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
The fighters circling - Balls throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Louner swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Balls throws a hook but Louner avoids it easily.
Louner misses the shot to the body.
Balls keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Louner ducks under a wild hook from Balls.
Balls throws a right hand that Louner ducks under and follows up with a left that Louner also avoids with ease.
Balls with a jab.
Jab by Louner.
Louner tries to clinch up but Balls circles away and keeps his distance.
Balls looks to throw the jab but Louner is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Louner throws an overhand right that lands on Balls's shoulder, as Balls tries to avoid the shot.
A jab from Louner misses.
Louner thows a left - swing and a miss!
Louner closes the distance but Balls moves to the side
and Balls counters with a nice double leg into side control. Louner won't be happy with that.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Louner manages to get back to half guard.
Louner is pressing down on Balls's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Balls stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Louner swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Balls throws a strike but Louner rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Louner trying to stand up but can't free himself from Balls's guard.
Balls working a defensive guard here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Louner trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Balls is on top in guard.
Louner is trying to control the position from the bottom.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Balls accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Louner wants to stand up but Balls is controlling him.
Balls cracks Louner with a solid left hand.
Balls tries to free his leg and advance position but Louner is retaining full guard.
Balls trying to control the position from guard on top but Louner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Louner pushes Balls off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Huge Balls has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
A big left from Balls misses.
Louner tries a head kick but it misses.
Balls throws a jab but it's blocked by Louner.
Balls throws the left hand but Louner avoids the punch easily.
Balls throws a hook but Louner avoids it easily.
Balls takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Louner darts in trying to clinch
letting Balls counter with a right hand.
Uno Louner is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Louner throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Louner lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Balls pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Huge Balls.
I think Louner has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 29:28
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 29:28
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Uno Louner!
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