PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Heavy Hands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubba Fett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hands's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Til I Collapse. Bubba Fett has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Heavy Hands's chin.

Hands
vs
Fett

180 cm
23
168 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

180 cm
20
170 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Powerful

Knockout Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Heavy Hands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bubba Fett!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Skip Squint and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hands misses with a wild combination.
Fett shoots in looking for a takedown. Hands tries to sprawl out of it but Fett keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Hands manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Hands fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Hands tries to bum rush Fett with a series of wild strikes but Fett uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hands throws the left hand but Fett avoids the punch easily.
Hands smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

Fett gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.

Hands drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Hands jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Hands stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Fett swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Fett is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Hands thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Fett keeping moving, preventing Hands from controlling successfully.

Hands drops back looking for a leg! Fett is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Fett manages to kick Hands off! Hands jumps back into Fett's guard.

Hands avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Fett is trying to control the position but Hands postures up.
Hands trying to control the position from guard on top but Fett is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Fett looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Hands has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Fett is looking for a triangle but Hands pushes his legs off easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hands wants to stand but Fett has a closed guard, so he can't escape.

Fett throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Hands trying to control the position from guard on top but Fett is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Hands is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Hands is breathing heavily.

The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Fett escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Hands gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

Fett looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Hands thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Hands got a little sloppy there for a moment and Fett has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Hands has managed to get both his arms back between Fett's legs - danger averted.
Hands missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

Fett had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Hands defends it easily.

Fett looking for a guillotine here but Hands defends easily.
Hands passes Fett's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Hands trying to control the action but Fett is working from the bottom.

Hands is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Fett wants to improve his position but Hands is controlling well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Fett is defending against the submission attempts here by Hands.
Hands wants to pass the guard but Fett is defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Fett looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Fett actively working from the bottom here.

Fett is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Hands pulls his head out easily.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Hands misses with a hook. Fett ducked under it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bubba Fett dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Hands misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fett.
Fett gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Hands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hands misses with a hook.
Hands throws an overhand right that lands on Fett's shoulder, as Fett tries to avoid the shot.
Hands fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fett with a poor takedown
and Hands counters with a nice leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fett doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Hands counters with a nice double leg into side control. Fett won't be happy with that.
Heavy Hands has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bubba Fett.
Fett sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.

Fett is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Hands pulls his head out easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Hands is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Fett is just riding it out for now. Hands eventually gives up the hold.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Hands is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Fett is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Hands's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Hands's back!
Hands is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Fett struggling to keep hold of the position.

Hands preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Fett.

Fett working for the choke.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fett doesn't have the hooks in and Hands manages to turn into his guard.
Hands wants to control from the top but Fett keeps moving.

Hands thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Fett escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Hands gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Hands postures up.

Hands is posturing up here but Fett has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Hands tries to roll out but it's too tight and Hands has to tap! Slick submission there by Fett!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Bubba Fett!