PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bip Bop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clinton Rockefeller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rockefeller has chosen Enter Sandman as his entrance music. Bip Bop has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Bop
vs
Rockefeller

210 cm
19
278 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

190 cm
23
250 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Solid chin

Boomerang! Boomeroids! 157 Muscle PROOF

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bip Bop!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Clinton Rockefeller!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Winston Howard and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rockefeller misses with a leg kick.
Bop scores with a sloppy right hand. Rockefeller should have avoided that one.
Rockefeller takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Bop misses with a jab, cross combination.
A combination from Rockefeller does no damage.
Rockefeller should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Bop misses with a double jab.
Rockefeller throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Bop's waist but Bop gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Rockefeller off to one side.
Bop scores with a jab to the body.

Rockefeller pushes Bop up against the cage in a clinch.

Bop pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bop tries to bum rush Rockefeller with a series of wild strikes but Rockefeller uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Rockefeller takes one on the button.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bop throws a big shot that misses.
Bop scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Rockefeller ducks under a wild hook from Bop.
Bop throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Rockefeller takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Bop lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Bop.
Bop's corner calls for a 1-2. Bop obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Donk. Bop catches Rockefeller right on the button with a cross.
Bop scores with a crisp jab that stopped Rockefeller in his tracks.

Rockefeller is rocked!
Bop lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bip Bop!