PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steen Christensen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Christensen comes to the cage accompanied by Xzibit - Alcoholic. Jeremy has chosen Motörhead - Killed By Death as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Christensen
vs
Jeremy

188 cm
24
265 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

167 cm
25
280 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Steen Christensen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Matti Vanhoillinen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christensen lands a jab to the head.
Jab by Christensen.
A jab lands there for Christensen.
Jeremy is looking to clinch but Christensen is avoiding it.
Jeremy takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Christensen keeps the fight on the outside.
Christensen scores with a jab to the jaw.
Jeremy has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Jeremy there as he acknowledges the shot.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Jeremy takes a shot right to the bread basket.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Christensen scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
The fighters circling - Christensen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jeremy on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Jeremy tries to clinch up but Christensen circles away and keeps his distance.
Jeremy walks into a left hand.
Christensen avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jeremy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Christensen.
A lazy left from Christensen finds it's target.
Christensen jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Christensen misses with a looping left.
Jeremy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jeremy wants to clinch up but Christensen keeps it at a distance.
Christensen lands a glancing blow to the side of Jeremy's head.
Christensen is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Jeremy is looking to clinch.
Christensen connects with a jab.
Jeremy moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Christensen paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christensen dips to his left and cracks Jeremy with an uppercut!
Christensen works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

Jeremy closes the distance and clinches.
Christensen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Christensen avoids a wild elbow strike from Jeremy.
Christensen wants to get back to striking at distance but Jeremy won't allow it.
Jeremy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.

Christensen breaks the clinch.
Jeremy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Christensen.
Christensen lands with a hook. Jeremy tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Christensen swats away the attempt to clinch by Jeremy.
Christensen cracks Jeremy with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jeremy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jeremy wants to clinch up but Christensen keeps it at a distance.
A combination from Christensen does no damage.
Christensen scores with a jab to the head.
Jeremy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jeremy doesn't manage to clinch there - Christensen circles away.
Jeremy tries to clinch up.
Jeremy is looking to clinch.
Christensen lands with a cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Christensen circles away from the clinch attempt.
Christensen keeps the fight on the outside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy wants to clinch up but Christensen keeps it at a distance.
Christensen throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Christensen works over Jeremy's head and body with a nice combination.
Jeremy tries to clinch up but Christensen circles away and keeps his distance.
Christensen scores with a nice right hand.
Christensen scores with a jab.
Christensen is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Christensen sizes up Jeremy with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A combination from Christensen does no damage.

Jeremy rushes Christensen and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Christensen lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Christensen gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jeremy just misses with a elbow thrown towards Christensen's brow.
Christensen lands a left hand.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Jeremy.
Jeremy looks gassed!

Christensen manages to break the clinch.
Jeremy doesn't manage to clinch there - Christensen circles away.
Good standup being displayed there by Christensen as he connects with a hook.
Christensen is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Jeremy walks into a left hand.
Jeremy takes one on the button.
Nice jab there from Christensen.
Christensen lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Christensen fails to land with a series of punches.
Jeremy doesn't manage to clinch there - Christensen circles away.
Christensen swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Christensen, as that shot connected.
Christensen connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jeremy momentarily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jeremy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jeremy wants to clinch.
Christensen connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jeremy's hands.
Jeremy walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Jeremy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jeremy gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Christensen.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Christensen looks to land a combination. Jeremy sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Christensen lands with an overhand left.

Jeremy is rocked!
Christensen rushes Jeremy with punches - Jeremy moves straight backwards instead of circling and gets clipped by the second strike... and the third... and the fourth! Oh, Jeremy goes down! Christensen follows up with more strikes and the ref steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Steen Christensen!