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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Waylon Fuckin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andrew Slayton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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165 lbs
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167 lbs
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Good wrestling
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Waylon Fuckin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Andrew Slayton!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Cecil Peabody and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Excellent takedown into side control there by Fuckin.
Fuckin working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Slayton is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Slayton taking a bit of punishment here - Fuckin scoring with strikes.
Slayton is looking for a sweep.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fuckin throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Slayton works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
Slayton on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Fuckin trying to pass the guard but Slayton defending well.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Fuckin lands a nice short elbow.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckin throwing shots but Slayton is blocking nicely.
Fuckin working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Fuckin sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Slayton defending well though.
Slayton avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Fuckin.
Fuckin missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Fuckin drops an elbow to the side of Slayton's head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fuckin missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Fuckin missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Slayton is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Slayton trying to control here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Slayton is looking to improve his position.
Slayton works his way to full guard. Good work.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fuckin accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Fuckin lands a couple of elbows.
Fuckin content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Slayton is trying to control the position but Fuckin postures up.
Fuckin is looking to work some ground and pound but Slayton has wrist control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slayton preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Slayton looking for a sweep. Not yet Slayton, not yet.
Fuckin working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Fuckin thows a big elbow that misses.
Fuckin postures up and lands a big shot to Slayton's brow.
Fuckin throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Slayton works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Slayton moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Fuckin will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Fuckin is breathing heavily.
Slayton scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Fuckin closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Slayton did well to prevent Fuckin getting side control.
Fuckin seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slayton tries to get to full guard but Fuckin has control of the leg.
Slayton wants to control but Fuckin passes into side.
Fuckin throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
An elbow from Fuckin crashes against the mat.
The ground and pound from Fuckin seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Slayton is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Fuckin's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Fuckin throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Waylon Fuckin dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Fuckin walks into a straight right hand from Slayton.
Slayton throws a right hand that Fuckin ducks under and follows up with a left that Fuckin also avoids with ease.
Slayton tries to bum rush Fuckin with a series of wild strikes but Fuckin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Fuckin fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Slayton sprawls well initially but Fuckin persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Slayton is looking to control Fuckin's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Slayton avoid being mounted?
Slayton is trying to get back to full guard.
Fuckin with the ground and pound but Slayton uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Fuckin throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Slayton works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Fuckin trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Fuckin has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Fuckin throwing strikes but missing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckin postures up.
Slayton manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Fuckin manages to get himself to full guard.
Fuckin is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Fuckin bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Slayton's guard.
Fuckin stands up over Slayton, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckin throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Slayton is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Slayton looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Slayton avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Fuckin throwing strikes from guard but Slayton blocks nicely.
Fuckin lands a couple of digs.
Fuckin lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckin lands a couple of digs.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fuckin chips away with some ground and pound.
Slayton avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Fuckin working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Fuckin is working Slayton over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Slayton is looking for a triangle but Fuckin pushes his legs off easily.
Slayton avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Fuckin sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Slayton's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuckin thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Fuckin missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Slayton makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Slayton.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fuckin accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Slayton preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Fuckin throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Slayton trying to keep a closed guard but Fuckin is proving a slippery customer.
Fuckin loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Waylon Fuckin dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Fuckin scores a takedown into full mount!
Slayton is desperately trying to improve his position but Fuckin has a good base and remains in mount.
Slayton wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Fuckin.
Fuckin with good strikes from the mount here!
Fuckin misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Fuckin landing shots from mount.
Slayton is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckin is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Slayton can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Fuckin cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Slayton is working to get back to half guard.
Slayton holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Fuckin tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Slayton is wriggling around trying to escape.
Slayton wants to hold on but Fuckin pushes him away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckin is landing with some decent strikes but Slayton is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Slayton is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Fuckin landing shots from mount.
Slayton is looking to get to half guard.
Fuckin dominating with strikes here.
Fuckin landing shots from mount.
Waylon Fuckin overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
A nice elbow there by Fuckin.
Slayton is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slayton is trying to escape the mount.
Fuckin in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Slayton wants to control but Fuckin is having none of it.
Fuckin thowing shots but they're missing.
Fuckin punishing his opponent with strikes.
Fuckin lands a big elbow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuckin unloading with bombs!
Andrew Slayton has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Slayton working to try and regain half guard.
Fuckin scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Slayton?
Fuckin lands with some strikes.
Fuckin breaks from Slayton's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Fuckin landing strikes from the mount.
Slayton tries to lock up and control but Fuckin gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
And that's the end of the fight!
Waylon Fuckin showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Fuckin, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:26
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:26
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Waylon Fuckin!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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