PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cannon Fodder (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Guadeloupe Canal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Canal has chosen Revientense Todos as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Fodder
vs
Canal

196 cm
23
208 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

188 cm
25
215 lbs
6 - 1 - 1

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Experienced

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Cannon Fodder!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Guadeloupe Canal !
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Damien Edna and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Canal jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.

It looks like Cannon Fodder has been cut.
Canal misses with a body shot.

Fodder gets the takedown into side control.

Fodder goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Canal rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Fodder's guard! Nice work there by Canal !

Fodder is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Canal defends well.
Canal wants to pass the guard but Fodder is keeping the position.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Canal 's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Canal 's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Canal landing some decent shots from guard.
Fodder wants to sweep here but Canal controlling him for the moment.

Fodder looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Canal postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Canal advances to half guard.
Fodder won't allow Canal to pass to mount.

Fodder looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Fodder is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Canal tries to pass to full mount but Fodder defends it.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Canal looks to throw the jab but Fodder is out of range.
Canal stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Canal wants to clinch.

Canal pushes Fodder up against the cage in a clinch.
Fodder is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Canal pulls him back up using the underhooks.

Canal 's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Fodder fails with a takedown attempt.
Canal is looking to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Canal sends Fodder crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Canal is motioning to the referee to let Fodder up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Canal closes the distance and clinches.
Fodder is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Canal gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cannon Fodder. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Canal lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Cannon Fodder's cut is getting worse.

Canal breaks from the clinch.
Guadeloupe Canal seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Canal tries to clinch but Fodder is having none of it.
Fodder tries to get into range but Canal steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Fodder! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Canal scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Guadeloupe Canal !