PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bob Loblaw (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tariq Kiss me where it smells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Loblaw
vs
Kiss me where it smells

188 cm
27
196 lbs
5 - 2 - 1

180 cm
20
195 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent elbows
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bob Loblaw!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tariq Kiss me where it smells!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Frank Dennis and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kiss me where it smells just misses with a punch to the body.
Loblaw swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Loblaw tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kiss me where it smells paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Kiss me where it smells takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Loblaw throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Kiss me where it smells swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Loblaw thows a left - swing and a miss!
Loblaw tries to clinch there but Kiss me where it smells circles away.
Loblaw ducks under a wild hook from Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a combination
and Loblaw counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Kiss me where it smells loads up on a big right hand but Loblaw slips the punch.
Kiss me where it smells shoots in but no luck this time.
Loblaw throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A combination from Kiss me where it smells does no damage.
Loblaw fails in his attempt to clinch.
Loblaw takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Loblaw tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kiss me where it smells swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Loblaw swings away with a body shot that misses
and Kiss me where it smells counters with a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells throws a series of punches but Loblaw moves out of range.
Kiss me where it smells gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Loblaw counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Loblaw throws a quick inside leg kick.
Kiss me where it smells looks gassed!
Kiss me where it smells avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bob Loblaw is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Loblaw fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kiss me where it smells.
Loblaw lands with a thumping leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Loblaw tries to clinch but Kiss me where it smells moves out of range.

Loblaw moves into range and clinches up with Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells takes an elbow to the temple.
Loblaw lands a nice elbow.
Loblaw is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.

Kiss me where it smells's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Loblaw wants to clinch
and Kiss me where it smells counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loblaw fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A left and a right from Loblaw both land. Nice combination.
Kiss me where it smells takes one to the chin there.

Loblaw fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Kiss me where it smells, pushing him back against the cage.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Loblaw lands a damaging elbow.
Loblaw lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Kiss me where it smells tries to break the clinch but Loblaw is controlling the position.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Loblaw.
Loblaw lands an elbow that stopped Kiss me where it smells in his tracks for a moment.
Kiss me where it smells looking to slow down the pace here.
Loblaw lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kiss me where it smells backwards.
Kiss me where it smells tries for a takedown but Loblaw manages to get underhooks.
Bob Loblaw has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tariq Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a hook to the ribs.
Loblaw will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Kiss me where it smells up against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells is pushing Loblaw up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Kiss me where it smells is looking to control Loblaw's arms but Loblaw gets an underhook and turns him. Now Kiss me where it smells has his back to the cage.
Loblaw has Kiss me where it smells pressed against the cage, preventing Kiss me where it smells from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Loblaw softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Loblaw throws an elbow but misses.
Loblaw is stalling here.
Loblaw scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kiss me where it smells blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Loblaw lands an elbow inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Kiss me where it smells takes an elbow to the temple.
Loblaw tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kiss me where it smells takes an elbow to the forehead.
Loblaw creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Kiss me where it smells's defenses.
Loblaw lands a damaging elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Loblaw creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Loblaw lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Loblaw gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Kiss me where it smells takes an elbow to the temple.
Loblaw is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Kiss me where it smells tries a body shot but Loblaw blocks it.
Kiss me where it smells wants to break the clinch but can't.
Loblaw lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Loblaw misses with a knee to the head.
Loblaw lands with a light punch inside.
Loblaw lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kiss me where it smells backwards.
Loblaw lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Kiss me where it smells tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kiss me where it smells wants to break free but Loblaw has control.
Kiss me where it smells tries to break the clinch but Loblaw is controlling the position.
A bit of stalling here from Loblaw.
Loblaw lands with a left to the head.
Loblaw lands a hook that snaps the head of Kiss me where it smells backwards.
Kiss me where it smells tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bob Loblaw dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Kiss me where it smells throws a series of punches but Loblaw avoids them all with ease.
Loblaw swinging wildly here.
Kiss me where it smells steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Loblaw.
Loblaw doesn't manage to clinch there - Kiss me where it smells circles away.
Loblaw loads up on a big right hand but Kiss me where it smells slips the punch.

Kiss me where it smells darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Kiss me where it smells is looking to stall here but Loblaw recovers full guard.
Loblaw controls Kiss me where it smells momentarily but Kiss me where it smells frees himself.
Kiss me where it smells wants to get up but he can't break Loblaw's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loblaw is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Kiss me where it smells sitting in guard here, content to control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Loblaw is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Kiss me where it smells looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Loblaw is trying to control the position but Kiss me where it smells postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Loblaw has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Kiss me where it smells has passed into side control.
Loblaw tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Kiss me where it smells controlling the position from side mount.
Loblaw tries to improve position but can't.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells wants to lay and pray for a moment but Loblaw keeps working.
Loblaw is positioning himself to get back to half guard.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Kiss me where it smells misses the shot to the body.
Loblaw misses with a combination
and Kiss me where it smells counters with a series of strikes. Loblaw will be more careful next time no doubt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Loblaw ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Kiss me where it smells lands a nice hook to Loblaw's body. Loblaw takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Loblaw misses with a straight left.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loblaw misses with a head kick.
Loblaw is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Loblaw throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Kiss me where it smells counters by clinching up.
Loblaw throws an elbow but it misses.
Loblaw lands an elbow just above Kiss me where it smells 's eye.

Kiss me where it smells pulls Loblaw into guard.
Kiss me where it smells not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Kiss me where it smells managing to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Loblaw trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Kiss me where it smells manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Kiss me where it smells wants to control from the top but Loblaw keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tariq Kiss me where it smells showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Loblaw fails in his attempt to clinch.
Loblaw misses with an uppercut.

Kiss me where it smells is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Loblaw's half guard.
Kiss me where it smells throwing shots but Loblaw is blocking nicely.
Kiss me where it smells trying to control from half guard but Loblaw is working away.
Loblaw tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Kiss me where it smells has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
Loblaw is wriggling around trying to escape.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loblaw tries to hold on but Kiss me where it smells postures up.
Kiss me where it smells trying to control but Loblaw is having none of it.
Loblaw tries to lock up and control but Kiss me where it smells gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Loblaw is trying desperately to improve position.
Kiss me where it smells takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Kiss me where it smells tries to control but Loblaw wriggling away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Loblaw tries to reverse the position but Kiss me where it smells maintains control.
Kiss me where it smells scoring with strikes but Loblaw is staying in there.
Kiss me where it smells looking to control and managing it successfully.
Kiss me where it smells wants to control the pace but Loblaw is squirming around nicely.
Loblaw keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Loblaw tries to hold on but Kiss me where it smells pushes him away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Loblaw is looking to improve his position but Kiss me where it smells isn't that keen on the idea.
Kiss me where it smells wants to control the pace but Loblaw is squirming around nicely.
Loblaw is trying desperately to improve position.
Kiss me where it smells looking to control and managing it successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Loblaw really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Loblaw sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Tariq Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Bob Loblaw is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Loblaw looks to clinch

so Kiss me where it smells counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Kiss me where it smells is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Kiss me where it smells content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tariq Kiss me where it smells comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Kiss me where it smells has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tariq Kiss me where it smells!