PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gonzo Winkerbeam (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Luka Juranic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Winkerbeam comes to the cage accompanied by Wild Thing. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Luka Juranic was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Winkerbeam
vs
Juranic

186 cm
22
273 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

191 cm
27
249 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Gonzo Winkerbeam!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Luka Juranic!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Mauricio Rocha and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Winkerbeam catches Juranic with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Winkerbeam looks to score with a jab to the body but Juranic is just out of range.
Juranic throws out a loose jab but Winkerbeam uses good head movement to avoid it.
Juranic throws a hook but Winkerbeam avoids it easily.
Juranic lands with a nice combination. Winkerbeam backs away looking to recover.

It looks like Gonzo Winkerbeam has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Juranic throws a nice looking combination but Winkerbeam bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Winkerbeam throws the left hand but Juranic avoids the punch easily.
Winkerbeam throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Winkerbeam lands the left hand.
Juranic throws a series of punches but Winkerbeam moves out of range.
Winkerbeam throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Winkerbeam throws a right and a left that both miss.
Winkerbeam lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Juranic fails to land with a series of punches.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Winkerbeam!
Juranic is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Juranic misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Winkerbeam.
Winkerbeam scores with a three punch combo!
Winkerbeam is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Juranic.
Nice cross by Winkerbeam.
Winkerbeam cracks Juranic with a good jab.
Winkerbeam avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Juranic throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Juranic keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Juranic fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Winkerbeam manages to avoid it.
Juranic digs a good body shot into Winkerbeam's ribs.
Winkerbeam bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Juranic's head backwards.
Winkerbeam just misses with a punch to the body.
Winkerbeam jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Gonzo Winkerbeam seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Winkerbeam uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Juranic.
Winkerbeam misses with a body shot.
Winkerbeam scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Juranic takes one on the button.
Winkerbeam lands with a good body shot.
Winkerbeam pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Juranic connects with a crisp jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Winkerbeam ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Juranic takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Winkerbeam lands with a shot to the body.
Juranic looks gassed!
Winkerbeam misses with a series of wild punches.
Winkerbeam scores with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Winkerbeam swings for the body but Juranic moves out of range.
Winkerbeam uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Winkerbeam tests Juranic's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Winkerbeam misses with a looping left.
Juranic swings for the body but Winkerbeam moves out of range.
Juranic moves out of range as Winkerbeam strikes.
A slow jab from Juranic misses its intended target.
Juranic ducks under a wild hook from Winkerbeam.
Winkerbeam throws a body punch but Juranic moves out of range.
Juranic on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Juranic fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Juranic slips under a jab from Winkerbeam.

Oooh a lovely combination from Juranic sends Winkerbeam down but not out. Juranic dives into side control looking to finish.

Winkerbeam is rocked!

Juranic has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Winkerbeam is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Juranic yanks on the arm and Winkerbeam is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Juranic.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Luka Juranic!