PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hammera Head (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kimbo Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slice has chosen Hit em' Up as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Head
vs
Slice

225 cm
27
278 lbs
13 - 6 - 1

225 cm
27
277 lbs
10 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
World class MT
Very strong

Dangerous GnP
Good low kicks
Powerful

MADE IN GERMANY
MADE IN GERMANY

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Hammera Head!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kimbo Slice!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Gregory Folan and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Head swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Head misses the target.
Slice blocks a head kick by Head.
Head keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Slice misses with a two punch combination.
Head throws a big shot that misses.
Slice blocks a low kick nicely.
Head tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A nice combination there by Slice.
Head chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hammera Head seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Head looks to land a right hand but Slice moved out of range.
Slice's corner calls for a 1-2. Slice obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Head throws a head kick that misses.
Head throws a sloppy head kick and Slice moves out of range easily.
Head throws and low kick but Slice moves out of range easily.
Head tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slice was well out of range. Poor timing from Head.
Head misses with a looping right.
Head shoots in for a double leg but Slice sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slice throws a nice head kick!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Head throws a head kick that misses
and Slice counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Head throws a leg kick that is checked
and Slice counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Head throws a sloppy head kick
and Slice counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Head is breathing heavily.
Head takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Head tries to land a leg kick but Slice saw it coming and moves away.
Head attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Head throws a sloppy head kick
and Slice connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Slice checks a leg kick.
Slice moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Head throws a lazy head kick
enabling Slice to counter with a crisp jab.
Head throws a head kick that misses
and Slice counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slice scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

It looks like Hammera Head has been cut.
Slice lands with a cross.
Slice throws a quick inside leg kick.
Slice with a jab.
Slice lands a nice shot that snaps Head's head back.
Slice buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Slice. That snapped Head's head back.
Slice goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

Head is rocked!
Head throws a sloppy head kick
and Slice counters with a nice leg kick.
Oh Head is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Slice lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - Head can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from Slice and Head drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by Slice.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kimbo Slice!
Kimbo Slice is the new super heavyweight champion!