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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Goat Meat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rosco Dentalplan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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159 lbs
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160 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Goat Meat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Rosco Dentalplan!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Ben Zyskovitsi and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meat gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Meat can't break the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Meat.
Meat blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Meat wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Meat is looking to break free of the clinch but Dentalplan has double underhooks.
Meat misses with a punch to the body.
Meat can't break the clinch.
Dentalplan tries to pull guard but Meat holds him up against the cage and eventually Dentalplan drops back down to his feet.
Dentalplan can't get the takedown.
Meat is trying to break the clinch but Dentalplan has him pressed against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Meat.
Meat wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dentalplan has him pressed against the cage.
Meat stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dentalplan tries to score a body lock takedown but Meat shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Goat Meat has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rosco Dentalplan.
Meat lands a nice shot to the body.
Meat is working Dentalplan over against the cage.
Meat tries to break the clinch but Dentalplan is controlling the position.
Dentalplan has Meat pressed against the cage, preventing Meat from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee is keeping an eye on Meat - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Meat is trying to break the clinch but Dentalplan has him pressed against the cage.
Meat gets through Dentalplan's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Meat lands a body punch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Meat takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Meat lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dentalplan or not.
Meat lands a nice shot to the body.
Meat is looking to break free of the clinch but Dentalplan has double underhooks.
A short right from Meat on the inside.
A short body shot lands from Meat as the two fighters clinch.
Meat works on Dentalplan's body with a couple of short punches.
Meat has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Meat stalling the fight.
Meat lands with a left to the head.
Dentalplan pulls guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meat trying to stand up but can't free himself from Dentalplan's guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
A punch combination from Meat misses.
Meat tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Meat lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dentalplan circles away quickly and effectively.
Meat is breathing heavily.
Meat fails with an attempt to clinch.
Meat tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dentalplan paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dentalplan shoots for a takedown but Meat saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Dentalplan avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Meat throws a series of punches but Dentalplan moves out of range.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Dentalplan is defended easily by Meat.
Meat tries to clinch there but Dentalplan circles away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Meat tries to clinch but Dentalplan is having none of it.
Meat dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Meat tries to clinch up but Dentalplan circles away and keeps his distance.
Meat moves in looking to clinch but Dentalplan pushes him off.
Meat lands a nice looking body shot.
Meat tries to clinch but Dentalplan moves out of range.
Meat darts in and clinches Dentalplan up against the cage.
Meat tries to break free but Dentalplan pushes him back against the cage.
Meat scores with a shot to the side of Dentalplan's head.
Nice body punch from Meat - that landed with a thud.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Meat can't break the clinch.
Dentalplan tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
A right handed body shot lands from Meat.
Dentalplan drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Goat Meat dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Meat moves into the clinch.
Meat stops a takedown attempt from Dentalplan.
Meat throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dentalplan tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Meat has had enough of the clinch but Dentalplan keeps him there for the moment.
Dentalplan misses with a punch on the inside.
Meat digs a right hand into Dentalplan's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Dentalplan's gas tank.
Meat tries to break the clinch but Dentalplan is controlling the position.
A frustrated look appears on Meat's face as he tries to break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Good body shot from Meat.
Meat can't break the clinch.
Meat lands a body punch in the clinch.
Dentalplan is breathing heavily.
Meat looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Dentalplan pulls guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Meat wants to stand but Dentalplan is controlling his posture from full guard.
Meat stands and steps away. Dentalplan gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Meat closes the distance and clinches.
Meat lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Meat is looking to break free of the clinch but Dentalplan has double underhooks.
Meat lands a body shot.
Dentalplan tries to pull guard but Meat won't allow it.
Goat Meat has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rosco Dentalplan.
Meat has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Meat scores with a nice hook to the head.
Dentalplan is trying to drag Meat to the mat but Meat just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Meat lands a shoulder strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meat leaning against his opponent.
Meat tries to circle away but Dentalplan has him pinned against the cage.
Meat digs a right hand into Dentalplan's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Dentalplan's gas tank.
Meat lands with a light punch inside.
Meat looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Dentalplan is trying to break the clinch but Meat is controlling him.
Good body shot from Meat.
Meat throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Meat leaning his opponent against the cage.
Nice body punch from Meat.
Meat working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Meat is pushing Dentalplan up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Meat lands with a short punch from the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meat wants to break free but Dentalplan has control.
A frustrated look appears on Meat's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Meat has had enough of the clinch but Dentalplan keeps him there for the moment.
Meat slowing the pace effectively.
Dentalplan prevents Meat from breaking the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Meat creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Good body shot from Dentalplan.
Meat tries to circle away but Dentalplan has him pinned against the cage.
Dentalplan breaks from the clinch.
Meat forces Dentalplan back against the cage and clinches.
Meat tries to circle away but Dentalplan has him pinned against the cage.
Dentalplan tries for a takedown but Meat manages to get underhooks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Dentalplan keeps control of Meat as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Meat is trying to break the clinch but Dentalplan is controlling him.
Meat manages to break the clinch.
Meat moves into the clinch.
Dentalplan is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Meat gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Meat wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Meat looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Meat content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Meat tries to break free but Dentalplan pushes him back against the cage.
Meat is trying to break the clinch but Dentalplan is controlling him.
Meat scores with a hook to the body.
A shot in the inside from Meat.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Meat displaying some good clinch control by pressing Dentalplan up against the cage.
Dentalplan has Meat pressed against the cage, preventing Meat from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Goat Meat dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Dentalplan shoots in for a double leg but Meat sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Dentalplan takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Meat fails in his attempt to clinch.
Meat wants to clinch up but Dentalplan keeps it at a distance.
Meat slaps away a takedown attempt from Dentalplan, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Meat displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Dentalplan tries to keep at a distance but Meat has taken the fight into the clinch.
Meat is leaning against Dentalplan and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dentalplan keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Meat's efforts to push away.
Meat digs a right hand underneath Dentalplan's ribcage. Dentalplan let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dentalplan takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Meat wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Meat can't break the clinch.
Good body shot from Meat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on Meat's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Meat pushes Dentalplan back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Meat lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Meat is trying to force a seperation but Dentalplan has the dominant position.
Meat displaying some good clinch control by pressing Dentalplan up against the cage.
Meat works on Dentalplan's body with a couple of short punches.
Meat working hard to break the clinch.
Meat lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Meat is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Nice body punch from Meat - that landed with a thud.
Meat is pressed up against the cage. Dentalplan has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Meat down to the mat. Meat avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Goat Meat has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rosco Dentalplan.
Meat throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Meat fails in his attempt to clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Meat pushes Dentalplan up against the cage in a clinch.
Meat lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Dentalplan prevents Meat from breaking the clinch.
Meat works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Good body shot from Meat.
Dentalplan keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Meat's efforts to push away.
A frustrated look appears on Meat's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Meat has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Meat.
Dentalplan tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Meat pushes Dentalplan back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Meat is working Dentalplan over against the cage.
A hook to the body from Meat.
Meat wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dentalplan has him pressed against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meat is trying to break free.
Nice body punch from Meat - that landed with a thud.
Meat lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dentalplan is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Meat pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Meat lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dentalplan or not.
Dentalplan has Meat pressed against the cage, preventing Meat from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Meat wants to break free but Dentalplan has control.
A right hand to the body from Meat.
Meat wants to get back to striking at distance but Dentalplan won't allow it.
A short uppercut from Meat.
Meat is trying to break the clinch but Dentalplan is controlling him.
Meat tries to break the clinch but Dentalplan is controlling the position.
Meat has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Meat is leaning against Dentalplan and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dentalplan's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Meat looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Meat digs a right hand underneath Dentalplan's ribcage. Dentalplan let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dentalplan keeps control of Meat as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Meat works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Meat wants to break the clinch but can't.
A body shot lands from Meat.
Meat looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Dentalplan goes for a takedown attempt but Meat pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Meat rushes Dentalplan and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
A short left from Meat.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Meat lands a body punch.
Rosco Dentalplan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Meat lands a shot to the body.
Goat Meat is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Meat wants to break free but Dentalplan has control.
Meat lands a shot to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Goat Meat showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Meat, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 30:27
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Goat Meat!
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hype
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FIGHT
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