PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mister Happypants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and spankda yank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). yank has chosen I was made for loving you baby as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Happypants
vs
yank

210 cm
24
189 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

188 cm
21
195 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Mister Happypants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, spankda yank!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Glass and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Happypants throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Happypants misses with a hook. yank ducked under it nicely.
yank slips under a jab.
A big left from yank misses.
Happypants throws a jab but it's blocked by yank.
yank looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

It looks like spankda yank has been cut.
yank misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Happypants.
yank looks to land a combination. Happypants sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
yank misses with a jab, cross combination.
yank moves away from the strike by Happypants.
Happypants swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Happypants connects with a nice looking jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
yank steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Happypants.
Happypants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by yank.
yank wants to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
yank tries to clinch there but Happypants circles away.
A jab from Happypants misses.
Happypants throws a series of punches but yank moves out of range.
Happypants slips a straight right by yank.
A big right from Happypants misses.
spankda yank seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
yank is looking to clinch but Happypants is avoiding it.
yank throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Happypants throws a hook but yank blocks it.
Happypants misses with a two punch combination.
Happypants moves out of range as yank strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

yank closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
yank misses with a punch on the inside.
yank working hard to break the clinch.

Happypants breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Happypants walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
yank fails with an attempt to clinch.
yank tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Happypants paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Happypants really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The fight stays on the outside here - yank looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Happypants cracks yank with a good jab.
yank misses with a hook.
Happypants jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Happypants with a jab.
yank misses with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
yank misses with a wild combination.
yank ducks under a wild hook from Happypants.
yank fails in his attempt to clinch.
Happypants is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
yank defending well as Happypants loads up on a big left hand.
No joy there for yank, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
yank closes the distance and clinches up with Happypants, looking for a takedown. yank pushes Happypants against the cage but Happypants circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Happypants throws a monster overhand right that drops yank! Happypants follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mister Happypants!