PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Funyun Sandwich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Franz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Sandwich
vs
Titties

171 cm
18
140 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

165 cm
19
145 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Funyun Sandwich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Franz Titties!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Hirohito Nitta and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sandwich swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Titties thuds a left hand into Sandwich's body.
Sandwich keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sandwich tries to clinch but Titties moves out of range.
Sandwich rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Titties moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Titties pushes Sandwich away with a front kick.
Sandwich is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Titties.
Sandwich throws a series of punches but Titties avoids them all with ease.
Titties scores with a nice right hand.
Sandwich takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Titties with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Sandwich throws a sloppy head kick and Titties moves out of range easily.
Titties connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Titties lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Funyun Sandwich seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Titties looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties misses with an attempted mid kick.
Titties slaps away a takedown attempt from Sandwich, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Sandwich throws a nice looking combination but Titties bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Titties cracks Sandwich with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Titties keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Sandwich is trying hard to land a takedown here. Titties sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Funyun Sandwich. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Titties lands a lovely overhand right.
Sandwich fails with an attempt to clinch.
Sandwich thows a leg kick but Titties checks it
and Titties counters with a nice kick to the body.
Titties connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Franz Titties is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sandwich is breathing heavily.
Sandwich throws a head kick that misses
and Titties counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Titties lands with a nice body punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Titties, right into the meat.
Sandwich takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Titties lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Good leg kick by Titties there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A solid leg kick lands there for Titties.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Titties.
Titties lands with a nice body punch.
Sandwich takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Titties scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
A left and a right from Titties both land. Nice combination.
Titties buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Titties lands with a nice body punch.
Sandwich tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties delivers a nice body kick.
Sandwich is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Titties scores with a head kick.
Titties thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Sandwich if he has to take too many more of those.
Titties moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Titties lands with a thumping leg kick.
Titties throws a nice inside leg kick.
Titties punishes Sandwich's body with a nice straight punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sandwich doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Titties throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Sandwich on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Titties. Titties obviously looking to wear him down.
Titties chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Titties buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties feints and then cracks Sandwich's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Sandwich down.
Titties throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Sandwich.
Sandwich moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Jab from Titties.
Titties lands with a shot to the body.
Titties scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Titties scores with a sloppy right hand. Sandwich should have avoided that one.
Titties throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Sandwich has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Titties finds it's way round the side to connect with Sandwich's head.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Sandwich. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
A chopping leg kick lands by Titties.
Titties is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Sandwich rather than just go for the knockout.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Titties, right into the meat.
Sandwich takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Titties lands a nice shot that snaps Sandwich's head back.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Titties lands a right hook to the body.
Sandwich on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Sandwich doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Titties with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Titties lands a nice leg kick that just misses Sandwich's sensitive parts.
A good leg kick by Titties.
Titties lands with a thumping leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A shot to the liver by Titties. Beautiful body shot.
Titties scores with a leg kick.
Titties fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Sandwich.
Titties lands a jab to Sandwich's midsection.
Titties thumps Sandwich with a low kick.
Sandwich takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Sandwich chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Titties can pounce on him.
Titties dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Sandwich. That did some damage!
Titties scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Titties digs a good body shot into Sandwich's ribs.
An inside leg kick lands from Titties.
Titties thumps Sandwich with a low kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Titties.
The crowd cheers as Titties lands an impressive looking overhand right. Sandwich doesn't seem phased though.
Titties scores with a nice head shot.
Sandwich gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Sandwich takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Titties fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Sandwich.
Titties ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Titties scores with a punch to the head.
A head kick by Sandwich misses
and Titties counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A good leg kick by Titties.
Titties turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Titties with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Titties throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Sandwich.
Titties fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sandwich takes one to the chin there.
Titties lands a jab to the head.
Titties scores with a shot to the body.
Sandwich blocks a head kick by Titties.
Titties scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Titties lands a jab to Sandwich's midsection.
Titties lands a body shot.
Titties throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Sandwich takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Sandwich swings away with a body shot that misses
and Titties counters with a nice low kick that buckles Sandwich's knee momentarily.
Titties scoring well with a low kick there.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Titties, right into the meat.
Titties digs a good body shot into Sandwich's ribs.
Titties connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Titties plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Titties thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Sandwich if he has to take too many more of those.
Titties lands a nice looking kick to the body. Sandwich takes a step back to recover.
Sandwich shoots in but no luck this time.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Titties lands with a thumping leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Titties. That's going to slow Sandwich down.
Titties plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Titties throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Sandwich's head.
Titties with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A shot to the liver by Titties. Beautiful body shot.
Titties cracks a nice hook into Sandwich's ribs.
Titties dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Sandwich. That did some damage!
This has been an exciting period of action!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Titties bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Titties dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Sandwich. That did some damage!
Titties cracks the inside of Sandwich's front leg.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Franz Titties dominated that round.
That's time! Sandwich's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Titties throws a head kick that Sandwich semi-blocks.
Sandwich throws a leg kick
and Titties counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Sandwich thinking.
Sandwich takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Sandwich wants to clinch but Titties slips to the side
and Titties counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Sandwich might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Sandwich throws a leg kick
and Titties counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Sandwich thinking.
Titties scores with a leg kick.
Titties chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Titties has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Titties lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Sandwich backs up against the ropes.
Titties scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Sandwich will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Titties lands a nice looking body shot.
Sandwich takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Titties connects with a solid leg kick.
Titties dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Titties.
Sandwich takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A solid leg kick lands there for Titties.
Sandwich takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Titties connects with a solid leg kick.
Sandwich looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Titties cracks the inside of Sandwich's front leg.
Sandwich stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Titties.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice cross by Titties.
Titties dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Sandwich. That did some damage!
Sandwich takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Titties scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Titties connects with the punch.
Titties lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Sandwich looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Sandwich has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Titties.
Titties dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Sandwich. That did some damage!
Titties cracks a nice hook into Sandwich's ribs.
Sandwich on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Sandwich misses with a double jab
and Titties counters with a right hand to the body.
Funyun Sandwich is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Titties connects with a solid leg kick.
Sandwich takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Titties throws a head kick that half lands.
Titties thumps Sandwich with a low kick.
Titties changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties throws a nice outside leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Titties.
Sandwich on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Titties. Titties obviously looking to wear him down.
Titties moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Titties.
Titties throws a quick inside leg kick.
Titties ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Sandwich takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Titties dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Sandwich. That did some damage!
Titties chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Titties lands with a kick to the temple. Sandwich shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
A nice leg kick lands there from Titties.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sandwich takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Titties scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Sandwich tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Titties lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Sandwich at a distance.
Sandwich darts in trying to clinch
and Titties counters with a head kick. That will keep Sandwich thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Sandwich takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Titties lands a jab to Sandwich's midsection.
A decent looking cross lands there for Titties.
Good standup being displayed there by Titties as he connects with a hook.
Sandwich takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Titties feints and then cracks Sandwich's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Sandwich down.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Titties moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

Sandwich is rocked!
Titties scores with a nice body kick.
Oh Sandwich is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sandwich takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Sandwich seems to have got his legs back now.
A shot to the liver by Titties. Beautiful body shot.
Titties fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Sandwich looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Titties scores with a kick to the midsection.
Sandwich on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Titties lands a nice looking body shot.
Titties scores with a nice body kick.
Titties is looking to slow Sandwich down with leg kicks.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Titties - that will leave a mark!

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Titties scores with a jab to the body.
Titties lands a nice looking body kick.
Sandwich takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Titties scoring well with a low kick there.
Titties throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Sandwich stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Titties throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Titties scores with a hook to the body. Sandwich takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Sandwich on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Titties, right into the meat.
Titties throws a quick inside leg kick.
Titties throws a front kick that sends Sandwich stumbling back into the ropes.
An inside leg kick lands from Titties.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Titties punishes Sandwich's body with a nice straight punch.
Titties lands a front kick.
Titties scores with a leg kick.
Titties smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Titties cracks a nice hook into Sandwich's ribs.
Titties lands with a nice body kick.
Titties scores with a hook to the body. Sandwich takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Titties throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Titties wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Sandwich takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Titties scores with a kick to the midsection.
Nice uppercut there from Titties.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Titties dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Sandwich. That did some damage!
Sandwich pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Titties scores with a kick to the body.
Titties dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Titties is looking to slow Sandwich down with leg kicks.
Titties lands a slapping body shot.
Titties scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Titties connects with a looping right hand.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Titties.
Titties smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Titties lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Titties lands with a slapping head kick.
Titties connects with a crisp jab.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Titties circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Sandwich drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Titties follows Sandwich to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 9:10 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Franz Titties!