PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Snuggling Grenades (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Mcnulty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Grenades
vs
Mcnulty

220 cm
20
300 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

225 cm
24
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Good chin

Olympic wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Snuggling Grenades!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jimmy Mcnulty!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mcnulty tries for a takedown but Grenades sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Grenades throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mcnulty stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Mcnulty misses with a looping right.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Mcnulty tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Grenades was well out of range. Poor timing from Mcnulty.
Mcnulty misses the shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grenades slaps away a takedown attempt from Mcnulty, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Mcnulty shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Grenades sprawls well. Grenades wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Mcnulty gets slowly back to his feet.
Snuggling Grenades has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jimmy Mcnulty.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcnulty throws a sloppy head kick and Grenades moves out of range easily.
Grenades takes a swing at Mcnulty's ribcage but misses.
Grenades ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Mcnulty misses with a body punch
and Grenades counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Grenades throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Mcnulty takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Grenades ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mcnulty moves away.
Mcnulty shoots in but no luck this time.
Grenades connects with a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grenades rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Mcnulty moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Grenades throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Grenades jabs at Mcnulty's body.
Mcnulty takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Grenades throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mcnulty sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mcnulty looks to throw the jab but Grenades is out of range.
Snuggling Grenades is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Mcnulty fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Grenades scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
A left lands for Grenades.
Nice takedown defense from Grenades. No joy for Mcnulty on that attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snuggling Grenades dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Grenades stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Grenades throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Mcnulty throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Grenades tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mcnulty was well out of range. Poor timing from Grenades.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mcnulty misses with a body shot.
Jimmy Mcnulty seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Grenades misses with an uppercut. Mcnulty saw that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcnulty shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Grenades cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mcnulty swings away with a body shot that misses
and Grenades counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Mcnulty shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Grenades as he avoids it easily.
Mcnulty misses the jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Mcnulty slips under a jab.
Mcnulty tries for a takedown but Grenades circles away easily
and Grenades counters with a straight right hand.
Snuggling Grenades has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jimmy Mcnulty.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Grenades, as that shot connected.
Mcnulty is trying desperately to land a takedown but Grenades is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Mcnulty.
Grenades misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mcnulty.
Nice body punch from Grenades.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grenades lunges at Mcnulty with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Mcnulty's hand.
Grenades avoids the body shot from Mcnulty.
Grenades ducks under a wild hook from Mcnulty.
Grenades digs a good body shot into Mcnulty's ribs.
Grenades blocks a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Mcnulty waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Grenades.
Grenades just misses with a punch to the body.
Mcnulty swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Mcnulty takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Grenades stuns Mcnulty with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Mcnulty is defended easily by Grenades.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snuggling Grenades dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Grenades misses with a body shot.
Mcnulty misses with a jab to the body
and Grenades counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mcnulty misses with a jab, cross combination.
Mcnulty misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcnulty takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Grenades cracks a nice hook into Mcnulty's ribs.
Mcnulty throws out a leg kick but Grenades moves out of range and Mcnulty only half commits.
Grenades works Mcnulty's body with a nice hook.
Grenades thows a body shot but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grenades swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Grenades throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Mcnulty missing with a left hand there. Grenades was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Grenades throws a shot from downtown. Mcnulty moves away and avoids it.
Mcnulty shoots for a takedown but Grenades saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mcnulty keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mcnulty has his takedown stuffed
and Grenades connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Grenades is looking to wear down Mcnulty with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Grenades scores with a crisp jab that stopped Mcnulty in his tracks.
Mcnulty misses with a looping right.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Grenades moves into range and connects with a jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Grenades. Mcnulty does a little dance to reset his feet.
Grenades fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Mcnulty looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Mcnulty swings for the body but Grenades moves out of range.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Grenades fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

And that's the end of the fight!
Snuggling Grenades showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Grenades has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Snuggling Grenades!