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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Borris Whoopyourasski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and David Paul (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Paul has chosen Lamb of God-Omerta as his entrance music. Borris Whoopyourasski has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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260 lbs
12 - 2 - 0 |
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273 lbs
14 - 4 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Borris Whoopyourasski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, David Paul!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Fedor Mirinova and Dmitry Maklakov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Paul throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Paul throws a jab when Whoopyourasski was well out of range.
Paul tries a low kick but Whoopyourasski avoids it.
Paul throws a leg kick that misses.
Whoopyourasski misses with a body shot.
Whoopyourasski buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A jab lands there for Whoopyourasski.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Whoopyourasski!
Whoopyourasski lands a slapping body shot.
Whoopyourasski works Paul's body with a nice hook.
Paul fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Whoopyourasski is out of range.
Whoopyourasski steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Paul.
Paul tries to clinch up but Whoopyourasski circles away and keeps his distance.
Whoopyourasski swinging wildly here.
Paul takes one to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski moves out of range as Paul strikes.
Whoopyourasski lands with a cross.
Paul chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Paul moves out of range of the strikes.
Whoopyourasski thows a body shot but no joy.
Whoopyourasski throws a series of punches but Paul avoids them all with ease.
Whoopyourasski lands a really nice looking cross but Paul seems unphased.
Paul goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Whoopyourasski takes a swing at Paul's ribcage but misses.
Whoopyourasski bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Paul takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Paul feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Whoopyourasski's calf.
Whoopyourasski moves out of range of the strikes.
Paul wants to clinch up but Whoopyourasski keeps it at a distance.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Paul lands a nice looking body kick.
Whoopyourasski is breathing heavily.
Whoopyourasski throws a body kick that misses.
Whoopyourasski pushes Paul away with a front kick.
Paul swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Whoopyourasski counters with a nice body shot.
Paul clinches with his opponent.
Paul throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Whoopyourasski.
Whoopyourasski working some nice short punches in the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Whoopyourasski creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Whoopyourasski's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Paul wants to stall.
Paul is trying to break the clinch but Whoopyourasski has him pressed against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Whoopyourasski - that landed with a thud.
Paul tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Paul scores with a nice hook to the head.
Paul swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Whoopyourasski lands a nice uppercut.
Paul fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Whoopyourasski.
Whoopyourasski blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Paul as Whoopyourasski tries to tie him up.
Paul swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Paul doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Paul throws a punch but it's blocked by Whoopyourasski.
Paul wants to break the clinch but can't.
Paul working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Paul misses with the head strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Paul fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Paul working aggressively here.
Paul misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Whoopyourasski breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Whoopyourasski cracks Paul with a right hand to the side of the head.
Whoopyourasski throws an overhand right that lands on Paul's shoulder, as Paul tries to avoid the shot.
Paul takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Paul fails with an attempt to clinch.
Whoopyourasski stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Whoopyourasski throws a leg kick
and Paul cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Paul misses with a two punch combination.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Whoopyourasski moves out of range as Paul strikes.
Paul moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Paul doesn't manage to clinch there - Whoopyourasski circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but David Paul will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Whoopyourasski takes a swing at Paul's ribcage but misses.
Paul moves out of range of the body kick from Whoopyourasski.
Whoopyourasski lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Paul pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Whoopyourasski throws a body punch but Paul moves out of range.
Paul takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Whoopyourasski throws a chopping leg kick but Paul manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Borris Whoopyourasski is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Whoopyourasski bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Whoopyourasski avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Whoopyourasski throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Whoopyourasski works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Whoopyourasski scores with a punch to the head.
A big left from Whoopyourasski misses.
Whoopyourasski ducks under a wild hook from Paul.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Paul tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jab from Whoopyourasski.
A head kick by Paul misses
and Whoopyourasski counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Paul is breathing heavily.
Whoopyourasski showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Paul.
Whoopyourasski checks the leg kick.
Whoopyourasski stalks Paul and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Paul's face. Paul staggers backwards, shaken.
Whoopyourasski misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Paul looks to throw a body kick
and Whoopyourasski counters with a one-two to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Whoopyourasski moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Whoopyourasski wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Whoopyourasski throws a shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski lands the left hand.
Whoopyourasski misses with a few strikes there.
Nice shot by Whoopyourasski.
Whoopyourasski throws a right hand that Paul ducks under and follows up with a left that Paul also avoids with ease.
Whoopyourasski scores with a jab. Paul acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A lazy body kick from Paul
and Whoopyourasski counters with a straight right hand.
Good leg kick by Paul there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Whoopyourasski showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Paul.
A chopping leg kick lands by Paul.
Whoopyourasski ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A solid leg kick lands there for Whoopyourasski.
Paul swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Whoopyourasski counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Whoopyourasski, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Paul takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Borris Whoopyourasski is winning the standup battle so far.
Whoopyourasski keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Paul throws a head kick that misses
and Whoopyourasski counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Paul throws a head kick that misses.
Whoopyourasski connects with a crisp jab.
Paul walks into a left hand.
Paul wants to clinch
and Whoopyourasski counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Paul doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Whoopyourasski uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Paul has time to react.
Paul takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Paul stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Nice jab there from Whoopyourasski.
Paul closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Paul takes one to the side of the head.
Whoopyourasski looks to land a body kick but Paul moved away.
Whoopyourasski attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Whoopyourasski lands with a nice combination. Paul backs away looking to recover.
Whoopyourasski lands a glancing blow to the side of Paul's head.
Paul drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Whoopyourasski steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Paul.
Whoopyourasski dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Whoopyourasski smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Borris Whoopyourasski dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
A nice leg kick lands there from Whoopyourasski.
Whoopyourasski throws a sloppy head kick and Paul moves out of range easily.
Paul thows a leg kick but Whoopyourasski checks it
and Whoopyourasski counters with a three punch combo that has Paul backing up. Paul nods at Whoopyourasski to acknowledge the strikes.
Whoopyourasski lands a right hook to the body.
Whoopyourasski tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Paul was well out of range. Poor timing from Whoopyourasski.
Whoopyourasski lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Whoopyourasski goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Paul throws a left and a right that both miss
and Whoopyourasski counters with a nice kick to the body.
Paul waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Whoopyourasski.
Paul takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Paul takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Whoopyourasski lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Paul throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Whoopyourasski punishes Paul's body with a nice straight punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski throws a nice head kick!
Paul has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Paul throws a leg kick
and Whoopyourasski counters with a slapping leg kick.
Whoopyourasski connects with a body shot.
Paul steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Whoopyourasski. That one must have hurt.
Paul takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Whoopyourasski digs a good body shot into Paul's ribs.
Paul takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Whoopyourasski misses with a head kick.
Paul is looking to chop away at Whoopyourasski's legs.
Paul tries to clinch but Whoopyourasski moves away
and Whoopyourasski makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Whoopyourasski lands a head shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Whoopyourasski moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Paul.
Whoopyourasski's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Whoopyourasski duly obliges.
Whoopyourasski wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Paul closes the distance but Whoopyourasski moves to the side
and Whoopyourasski counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Paul thinking.
Whoopyourasski throws a right hand that Paul ducks under and follows up with a left that Paul also avoids with ease.
Paul throws a left and a right that both miss
and Whoopyourasski counters with a three punch combo that has Paul backing up. Paul nods at Whoopyourasski to acknowledge the strikes.
Whoopyourasski is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Paul can do to turn this around?
Whoopyourasski turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A punch lands to the side of Paul 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Paul throws out a loose jab but Whoopyourasski uses good head movement to avoid it.
Whoopyourasski looks to land a body kick but Paul moved away.
Whoopyourasski fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Paul manages to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paul tries to clinch
and Whoopyourasski connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A low kick from Paul is predictable there
and Whoopyourasski counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Whoopyourasski lands a nice looking kick to the body. Paul takes a step back to recover.
Whoopyourasski throws the kick towards the body but Paul avoids it.
Whoopyourasski lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Paul circles away quickly and effectively.
Whoopyourasski throws out a loose jab but Paul uses good head movement to avoid it.
Whoopyourasski rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Paul moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Whoopyourasski misses with a low kick.
Paul looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Whoopyourasski misses the shot to the body.
Paul scores with a punch to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Paul misses with a jab to the body
letting Whoopyourasski counter with a right hand.
Whoopyourasski blocks the body kick.
Whoopyourasski misses with a two punch combination.
Paul goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Whoopyourasski keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Whoopyourasski connects with a jab.
Paul throws a leg kick
letting Whoopyourasski counter with a right hand.
A low kick from Paul misses
and Whoopyourasski counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Whoopyourasski scores with a nice head shot.
Whoopyourasski lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Paul backs up against the cage.
Whoopyourasski tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
And that's the end of the fight!
Borris Whoopyourasski showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Whoopyourasski has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 29:27
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 29:27
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 29:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Borris Whoopyourasski!
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