PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Snake Bite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Scrotie McBoogerballs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Snake Bite had real problems making weight for this fight. After initially coming in at 147.2lbs, he had two hours to make the official fight weight. He made it but it will have taken a lot out of him to cut those extra few pounds. Snake Bite has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Bite
vs
McBoogerballs

176 cm
24
155 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

173 cm
19
150 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Experienced

Decent wrestler
Good kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Snake Bite!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Scrotie McBoogerballs!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Ben Zyskovitsi and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McBoogerballs lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A looping hook to the body misses from McBoogerballs. Bite does a little dance to reset his feet.
McBoogerballs fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
McBoogerballs works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
McBoogerballs cracks Bite with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Bite moves out of range as McBoogerballs strikes.
McBoogerballs works the jab nicely.

Bite is rocked!
Nice defenses there by Bite.
Bite staying out of range there.
McBoogerballs scores with a one two! Bite had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Oh Bite is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
McBoogerballs lands a slapping body shot.
Bite seems to have got his legs back now.
Bite is breathing heavily.
McBoogerballs catches Bite with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The fighters circle momentarily. McBoogerballs darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The fighters circle momentarily. McBoogerballs darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
McBoogerballs walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Bite drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! McBoogerballs swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Bite's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Scrotie McBoogerballs!