PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Winky Monk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andy Intergender Wrestling Champion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Monk comes to the cage accompanied by elephant man haters. Intergender Wrestling Champion has chosen 50 cent ft mann - buzzin new song 2010 music video as his entrance music. Andy Intergender Wrestling Champion acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Monk
vs
Intergender Wrestling Champion

190 cm
25
203 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

188 cm
20
181 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Winky Monk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Andy Intergender Wrestling Champion!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Nard Betker and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Intergender Wrestling Champion shoots in and gets a takedown into Monk's guard.
Monk looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Intergender Wrestling Champion controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Intergender Wrestling Champion makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Intergender Wrestling Champion stands and throws Monk's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Monk being controlled for a moment.
Intergender Wrestling Champion connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Monk some visible discomfort.
Intergender Wrestling Champion in side control lands a decent elbow.
Intergender Wrestling Champion lands an elbow.
Monk is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Intergender Wrestling Champion cracks Monk with a big elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Intergender Wrestling Champion grinds an elbow into Monk's temple.
Monk on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Intergender Wrestling Champion working the body and head with strikes.
Intergender Wrestling Champion working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
You can see the frustration on Monk's face as Intergender Wrestling Champion controls the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Monk takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Intergender Wrestling Champion cracks Monk with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Monk tries to improve position but can't.
Intergender Wrestling Champion prevents Monk from escaping the position.
Intergender Wrestling Champion creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Intergender Wrestling Champion lands a decent elbow from side control.
Intergender Wrestling Champion working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Monk takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.

Monk is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Intergender Wrestling Champion is chipping away with strikes.
Oh Monk is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Monk is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Intergender Wrestling Champion asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Monk takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Intergender Wrestling Champion in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Monk looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Intergender Wrestling Champion turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Andy Intergender Wrestling Champion!