PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Durrr Weeeee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Booze Hound (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Weeeee
vs
Hound

190 cm
25
160 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

175 cm
18
160 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Very quick

Good takedowns
Brawler
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Durrr Weeeee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Booze Hound!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Stewart Dunkirk and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hound throws out a powerful jab.

It looks like Durrr Weeeee has been cut.
Weeeee wants to clinch up but Hound keeps it at a distance.

Weeeee drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Hound tries to improve position but can't.
Hound throws a few strikes from the bottom but Weeeee takes advantage and mounts!
Weeeee prevents Hound from getting the reversal.
Weeeee lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Weeeee wants to control the pace but Hound is squirming around nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Weeeee working Hound over with strikes here.
Weeeee avoids the attempt from Hound to control.
Hound really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Weeeee. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Hound is hanging on here. He's in a desperate position.
Hound wants to control but Weeeee is having none of it.
Weeeee scoring with strikes but Hound is staying in there.
Hound tries to hold on but Weeeee postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Weeeee punishing his opponent with strikes.
Hound is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Weeeee really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Weeeee gets to his feet and calls his opponent to stand. Here come the fireworks!
Weeeee looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Hound feints and as Weeeee raises his hands in defense, Hound changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Hound preventing the sweep.
Hound slips nicely into half guard, despite the strikes coming from Weeeee.
Weeeee wants to get back to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hound wants to pass to mount but Weeeee is defending the position.

Hound is looking for a kimura but Weeeee is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Hound to get the leverage.
Hound throws a strike but Weeeee avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Weeeee not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Nice straight punches there by Hound. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hound.
Left hook, right uppercut from Weeeee.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Hound.
Weeeee prevents Hound from moving into mount.
Weeeee manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Hound is trying to control the action in half guard but Weeeee is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are battling for position here. Weeeee manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Weeeee keeping full guard, as Hound tries to pass.
Weeeee trying to keep a closed guard but Hound is proving a slippery customer.
Hound is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Hound thows a big elbow that misses.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Weeeee wants to sweep but no luck.
Weeeee trying to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Booze Hound will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Durrr Weeeee's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Weeeee misses with a takedown attempt

and Hound counters by clinching up.

Hound gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Weeeee regains guard.
Weeeee is trying to hold Hound in close to prevent damage but Hound has managed to pass into half guard.

Hound is looking for a kimura here.
Weeeee trying to control from the bottom.

Weeeee kicks Hound off and gets back to his feet.

Hound gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

Hound manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Weeeee is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Weeeee wants to control from the top but Hound keeps moving.
Weeeee content to stall in guard here.
Hound striking off his back but it's not causing Weeeee any problems.
Hound wants to get back to his feet but Weeeee passes into half guard.
Weeeee working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Weeeee controlling the action here.
Hound is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Weeeee uses his free foot to push down on Hound's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Hound.
Hound is desperately trying to improve his position but Weeeee has a good base and remains in mount.
Weeeee landing punches.
Hound wants to hold on but Weeeee pushes him away.
Hound is desperately trying to improve his position but Weeeee has a good base and remains in mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hound wants to control but Weeeee is having none of it.
Weeeee wants to control the pace but Hound is squirming around nicely.
Hound is looking to improve his position but Weeeee isn't that keen on the idea.
Hound is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Hound tries to control Weeeee's body but Weeeee pushes him off. Hound squirms to his side and now Weeeee has his back!
Weeeee struggling to keep hold of the position.
Oooh a big shot gets through from Weeeee. Many more shots like that and the referee will have to think about stepping in!
Hound tries to break free.

Weeeee is persistently looking for the submission but Hound is defending it well.
Hound trying to control the hands but Weeeee won't let him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Booze Hound will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Durrr Weeeee's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Weeeee doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Hound moves into the clinch.
Weeeee is looking to control Hound's arms but Hound gets an underhook and turns him. Now Weeeee has his back to the cage.
Hound taking a break, stalling in the clinch.

Hound breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Weeeee tries to clinch

and Hound counters with a nice double leg into side control. Weeeee won't be happy with that.
Weeeee wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!

Hound tries for a kimura but Weeeee is defending well.
Booze Hound has got the better of the ground game so far.
Weeeee wants to control but Hound postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hound wants to lay and pray for a moment but Weeeee keeps working.
Weeeee tries to buck Hound off but Hound is having none of it.
Hound tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.
Hound trying to control the action but Weeeee is working from the bottom.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Weeeee misses with a takedown

and Hound counters with a takedown into side control.
Weeeee is trying to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hound wants to control but Weeeee is keeping him busy.

Hound is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Weeeee has escaped the position, nice work there.

Hound decides to stand up, so the ref orders Weeeee to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Hound looking for a takedown here - he's got it.

Hound got a little sloppy there for a moment and Weeeee has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Hound has managed to get both his arms back between Weeeee's legs - danger averted.
Hound wants to control from the top but Weeeee keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Weeeee controls Hound momentarily but Hound frees himself.

Weeeee uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Weeeee doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Hound counters by clinching up.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Durrr Weeeee. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Hound pulls guard effortlessly.
Hound wants to stand but Weeeee is controlling the position.
Weeeee is fighting to break Hound's control of his arms but Hound is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.

And that's the end of the fight!
Booze Hound comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Hound has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Booze Hound!