PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Clown Loach (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steve Austin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Austin is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Six Million Dollar Man. Steve Austin told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Loach
vs
Austin

166 cm
21
152 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

175 cm
27
156 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Clown Loach!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Steve Austin!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Columbo Gatti and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Loach takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Loach takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Austin lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Loach chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Austin can pounce on him.
Austin looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Austin moves away from the strike by Loach.
Nice uppercut there from Austin.
Austin lands with a hook. Loach tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Loach takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Loach tries to clinch but Austin moves out of range.
A punch combination from Austin misses.
Austin fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Austin thumps Loach with a low kick.
Loach avoids a punch combination nicely.
Austin rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Loach moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Austin lands a head shot.

Loach drives through with a takedown into guard.

Austin looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Austin is trying to control the position but Loach postures up.
Austin looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Austin is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Loach working some strikes from top position.

Austin has his feet on Loach's thighs here. He's pushed Loach off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Loach screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Steve Austin!