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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lord Vader (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fokk Yu Long (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vader comes to the cage accompanied by Darth Vader plays the Blues. Long is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by I Wanna Fuck Your Sister . Lord Vader has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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287 lbs
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300 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 4 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Lord Vader!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Fokk Yu Long!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Valeri Chadov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Long tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Vader was well out of range. Poor timing from Long.
Vader defending well as Long loads up on a big left hand.
Vader blocks a jab.
A big right from Long misses.
Vader uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Long.
Good shot there by Vader.
Long shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Vader comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Vader scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Vader cracks Long with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice straight punches there by Vader. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Vader.
Long waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Vader.
Long misses with an uppercut. Vader saw that one coming.
Vader avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Vader takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Vader just misses with a punch to the body.
A swing and a miss from Vader.
Vader throws a shot from downtown. Long moves away and avoids it.
Long takes a swing at Vader's ribcage but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vader lands with a shot to the body.
Vader connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Long momentarily.
Long slips a jab from Vader.
Long walks into a jab.
Vader moves forwards but Long connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Lord Vader seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Vader lands with a nice body punch.
Long looks gassed!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Long takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Vader throws a looping overhand right but Long ducks down to avoid it.
Vader throws a jab but it's blocked by Long.
Vader bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Long ducks under a wild hook from Vader.
Nice uppercut there from Vader.
Vader connects with a right hand. Long shakes it off.
Vader cracks Long with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Vader has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Long to stand back up!
Long is rocked!
Vader changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Long is still on wobbly legs! Can Vader finish him?
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vader swings for the body but Long moves out of range.
Long seems to have recovered his senses.
Vader looks to throw the jab but Long is out of range.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Vader.
Vader connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Long takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Vader throws a looping overhand right but Long ducks down to avoid it.
Vader waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Long.
Vader lands a big head kick that sends Long tumbling to the mat! Vader takes a step backwards and waves Long back to his feet - he wants the finish!
It looks like Fokk Yu Long has been cut.
Some bone on bone action there as Long checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Long throws a series of punches but Vader moves out of range.
Vader looks to throw the jab but Long is out of range.
Long connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Vader's hands.
Vader comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Vader. Long does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Long throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Vader misses with a wild body shot.
Vader misses with a hook to the body
and Long counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Vader throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Vader looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Long wants to control the position but Vader says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
Vader is figuring out what he wants to do next.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Long won't allow Vader to pass to mount.
Long is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Long is looking for a sweep. Vader is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lord Vader dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fokk Yu Long's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Long misses the shot to the body.
Vader waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Long.
Long misses with a body punch
and Vader counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Vader is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Long can do to turn this around?
Long doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Long moves out of range as Vader strikes.
Nice defenses there by Vader.
Vader misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Long counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Long takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Long checks the leg kick.
Long throws a big shot that misses.
Vader takes a swing at Long's ribcage but misses.
Vader throws a half hearted mid kick.
Long slips under a jab from Vader.
Vader looks to land a right hand but Long moved out of range.
Vader fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Long manages to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Long throws a looping overhand right but Vader ducks down to avoid it.
Vader throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Long sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Long slips a straight right by Vader.
A low kick from Vader misses
and Long counters with a nice uppercut.
A jab from Vader misses.
Nice body punch from Long.
Lord Vader is winning the standup battle so far.
Vader throws a sloppy body shot
and Long counters with a nice uppercut.
Long looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Long attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Vader misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Long counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Long misses the jab.
A big left from Long misses.
Long throws a combination that misses
letting Vader counter with a right hand.
Vader fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Long misses with a looping left.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Long scores with a body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A looping hook to the body misses from Long. Vader does a little dance to reset his feet.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
A shot to the liver by Long. Beautiful body shot.
Long digs a good body shot into Vader's ribs.
Vader tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Long fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Vader uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Long.
Long scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Vader is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Long throws a hook to the side of Vader's head but Vader sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Long lands with a right hand.
Donk. Long catches Vader right on the button with a cross.
Long misses with a looping right.
Long scores with a nice head shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Long throws a nice inside leg kick.
Long lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Vader takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Long just misses with a punch to the body.
Vader avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Long throws a sloppy head kick and Vader moves out of range easily.
Vader misses with a body shot.
Vader takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Vader uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Long.
Vader has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Vader there as he acknowledges the shot.
Vader swings away with a body shot that misses
and Vader takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Long throws a series of punches but Vader moves out of range.
Vader shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Vader looks to throw a body kick
letting Long counter with a right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Vader takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vader gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Long rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Vader moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Long throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Long scores with a shot to the body.
Long ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vader moves away.
The fighters circling - Vader throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nice defenses there by Long.
Vader really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Long takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Vader on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Vader darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Long throws a sloppy head kick and Vader moves out of range easily.
Long avoids the body shot from Vader.
The fighters circling - Vader throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Vader clobbers Long with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Fokk Yu Long showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Fokk Yu Long's cut.
That's time! Vader's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Long lands a head shot.
Vader throws a looping overhand right but Long ducks down to avoid it.
Long throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Long keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Vader.
Long avoids a kick to the body.
Long jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Vader takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Long cracks Vader with a right hand to the side of the head.
Long with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Long lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Vader has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Vader and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Long, as that shot connected.
Vader takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Long lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Long works the jab nicely.
Long misses with a looping right.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Long throws a jab but it's blocked by Vader.
Vader takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Long misses with a hook.
Vader avoids a kick to the body.
Vader thows a left - swing and a miss!
Long swings for the body but Vader moves out of range.
Long misses with a body shot.
Long walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Vader slips under a jab from Long.
Long throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A big left from Vader misses.
Vader throws an overhand right that lands on Long's shoulder, as Long tries to avoid the shot.
Long throws a big shot that misses.
Long connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Vader's hands.
Long lands with a cross.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice cross by Long.
Long keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Vader shoots and misses
letting Long counter with a right hand.
Vader takes one on the button.
Long throws a head kick but Vader moves out of range.
Vader misses with a straight right.
Long connects with a body shot.
Long clobbers Vader with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vader connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Vader lands with a cross.
Long misses with an uppercut.
Long fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Vader blocks a low kick nicely.
Long misses with a hook to the body
and Vader counters with a three punch combo that has Long backing up. Long nods at Vader to acknowledge the strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vader keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Long throws and low kick but Vader moves out of range easily.
Vader missing with a left hand there. Long was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Vader misses with a hook to the body
and Long connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Vader scores with a crisp jab that stopped Long in his tracks.
Long moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Long blocks a jab.
Long avoids the body shot from Vader.
Long walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Vader checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Vader looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Vader cracks a nice hook into Long's ribs.
Vader loads up on a big right hand but Long slips the punch.
Long takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Vader tries to bum rush Long with a series of wild strikes but Long uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Vader misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Long.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vader steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Long.
Long connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Vader on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Long takes a jab right on the kisser.
Long on the wrong end of a nice hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Long throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Long throws a head kick that half lands.
Vader lands a nice shot that snaps Long's head back.
Long ducks under a wild hook from Vader.
Nice body punch from Vader.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Long rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Vader moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Vader moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Long throws out a loose jab but Vader uses good head movement to avoid it.
Vader wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
And that's the end of the fight!
Fokk Yu Long comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Long has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Vladimir Khabensky scores the fight 28:28
Judge Aleksei Zolotukhin scores the fight 28:28
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 28:28
The fight is ruled a draw!
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