PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between xXx Jobber xXx (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chael Brownie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Chael Brownie was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Jobber xXx
vs
Brownie

150 cm
23
300 lbs
0 - 49 - 0

210 cm
18
292 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 49 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, xXx Jobber xXx!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Chael Brownie!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Thiago Cunha and Emerson Jorge.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Brownie scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Brownie not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Jobber xXx avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Brownie.
Brownie is nestled in close to Jobber xXx, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.

Brownie is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Jobber xXx has managed to free his arm - good work.
Jobber xXx could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Brownie is looking to advance position but Jobber xXx won't allow it.
Jobber xXx has hold of Brownie's hands but Brownie slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Jobber xXx is looking to escape.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Brownie is working for a submission of some sort.
Brownie not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Brownie throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

Jobber xXx is defending against the submission attempts here by Brownie.
Brownie is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brownie throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

Brownie seems to be looking for submissions.
Brownie looks gassed!

Brownie is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Jobber xXx is just riding it out for now. Brownie eventually gives up the hold.

Brownie seems to be working for a kimura but Jobber xXx defends the submission attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jobber xXx tries to kick Brownie off but Brownie keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Jobber xXx blocking the ground and pound attempt from Brownie.
Brownie sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Jobber xXx defending well though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Jobber xXx avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Brownie.

Brownie seems to be working for a kimura but Jobber xXx defends the submission attempt.

Brownie is working for a submission of some sort.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Brownie closes this distance looking for a takedown but Jobber xXx circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chael Brownie dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Brownie fails to land the takedown.
Jobber xXx shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Brownie as he avoids it easily.
Brownie fails with the takedown.
Jobber xXx leaves Brownie with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
xXx Jobber xXx has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chael Brownie.
Brownie shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Jobber xXx as he jumps to the side.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jobber xXx gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Brownie counters with a takedown into side control.

Brownie wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Jobber xXx, who protects the arm well.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Brownie swings around for an armbar but Jobber xXx sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Brownie's guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Brownie is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Jobber xXx defends well.

Brownie looking for a guillotine here but Jobber xXx defends easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brownie wants to sweep but no luck.

Brownie working for a triangle but Jobber xXx defends it easily.

Brownie throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Chael Brownie has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Brownie is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Jobber xXx defends well.
Brownie looking for a sweep. Not yet Brownie, not yet.
Brownie is pulling down on Jobber xXx's head. It's preventing any offense from Jobber xXx, at least for the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brownie manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Brownie is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Jobber xXx can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Brownie raining down shots from the mount!
Brownie is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Jobber xXx can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chael Brownie showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Brownie closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Jobber xXx to the mat! Jobber xXx manages to get full guard.

Brownie is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Brownie in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

Brownie drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Brownie jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Brownie is in close to Jobber xXx's body, working some short punches and elbows.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brownie throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Brownie postures up and lands a big shot to Jobber xXx's brow.
Brownie missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Brownie chips away with some ground and pound.
Brownie connects with a couple of short punches.
Brownie postures up in Jobber xXx's guard and throws a big left but Jobber xXx blocks it.
Brownie scoring with some ground and pound.
Brownie stands and throws Jobber xXx's legs to the side, diving into side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brownie looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Jobber xXx is avoiding damage well.
Brownie lands an elbow.
Brownie tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Brownie tries for a kimura but Jobber xXx is defending well.
Brownie landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Brownie has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Brownie tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Jobber xXx taking punishment in the form of punches.
Brownie misses with an attempted head punch from side control.

Brownie tries for a kimura but Jobber xXx is defending well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Brownie tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Brownie has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Brownie has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Jobber xXx is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Brownie yanks on the arm and Jobber xXx is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Brownie.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:50 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Chael Brownie!