PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy The Crocodile (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nanner Nuts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nuts is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Bananaman. Jimmy The Crocodile is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

The Crocodile
vs
Nuts

180 cm
22
178 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

181 cm
26
177 lbs
9 - 8 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Boomerang! Boomeroids! 157 Muscle PROOF

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jimmy The Crocodile!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Nanner Nuts!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Damien Edna and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Crocodile uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Nuts.
Nuts fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. The Crocodile looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Nuts shoots for a takedown but The Crocodile saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Nuts avoids a punch combination nicely.
The Crocodile throws a jab when Nuts was well out of range.
Nuts shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts The Crocodile as he jumps to the side.

The Crocodile closes the distance and clinches.
Nuts lands a body punch.
Nuts creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through The Crocodile's defenses.
Nuts takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Nanner Nuts has been cut.
Nuts lands with a light punch inside.
Nuts blocks an elbow strike from The Crocodile.
Nice elbow from The Crocodile.
Nuts tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Nuts tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Nuts has a couple of punches blocked by The Crocodile.
Nuts tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A frustrated look appears on The Crocodile's face as he tries to break the clinch.
The Crocodile putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Nuts in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The Crocodile takes a knee to the side of the body.
Nuts taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, The Crocodile throws an elbow but misses.
Nuts blocks an elbow strike.
The Crocodile tries to break free but Nuts pushes him back against the cage.
The Crocodile prevents a body shot from Nuts.
A short left from The Crocodile.
Nuts throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Nuts dodges an elbow strike from The Crocodile.
The Crocodile throws a head punch that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Crocodile misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Nuts.
The Crocodile blocks the elbow strike.
The Crocodile lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by The Crocodile.
Nuts blocks an elbow strike.
The Crocodile lands a hook to the side of the head.
The Crocodile throws an elbow but it misses.
Nuts blocks an elbow strike.
Nuts misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nuts creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Nuts tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and The Crocodile avoids it.
Nuts goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nuts avoids the elbow strike from The Crocodile, against the cage.
Nuts on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Nuts tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The Crocodile landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The Crocodile lands an elbow that stopped Nuts in his tracks for a moment.
Nuts fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Crocodile lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Nuts using the Thai plumb to throw knees but The Crocodile has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Nuts with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Nuts comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
The Crocodile has Nuts pushed against the cage.
The Crocodile is trying to break the clinch but Nuts has him pressed against the cage.

The Crocodile breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The Crocodile fails to land with a series of punches.
The Crocodile moves out of range of the body kick from Nuts.
Nuts lands a head kick. The Crocodile smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nuts is on the wrong end of a nice combination from The Crocodile.
The Crocodile throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jimmy The Crocodile is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Crocodile throws a big shot that misses.
The Crocodile looks to land a right hand but Nuts moved out of range.
A big left from The Crocodile misses.
Horrible takedown by Nuts or perhaps it was just good defense by The Crocodile which made him look bad.
Jimmy The Crocodile has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nanner Nuts.
Good standup being displayed there by The Crocodile as he connects with a hook.
The Crocodile throws a one two combo.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Crocodile tries to close the distance and clinch but Nuts swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Nuts avoids a punch combination nicely.
Nuts shoots in for a takedown but The Crocodile shows good takedown defense.
The Crocodile scores with a punch to the head.
Both fighters circling a little - Nuts finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from The Crocodile.
Nuts tries to score a power double leg takedown but The Crocodile sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Nuts somewhat.
Nuts looks gassed!
A telegraphed right hand from The Crocodile misses the target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Nuts fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. The Crocodile sprawls well initially but Nuts persists and gets the takedown into half guard.

Nuts seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. The Crocodile is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Nanner Nuts!