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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Danny The Dog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joose Goebbels (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Dog comes to the cage accompanied by In Flames - Dead End. Goebbels has chosen Rammstein - Sonne as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Danny The Dog has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Danny The Dog seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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280 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
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215 cm
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287 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Danny The Dog!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Joose Goebbels!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Aafke Stam and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goebbels throws a low kick but The Dog avoids it.
The Dog throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Goebbels bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Goebbels throws a shot to the body.
Goebbels tries to clinch but The Dog is having none of it.
The Dog looks to throw the jab but Goebbels is out of range.
The Dog really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Goebbels lands a really nice looking cross but The Dog seems unphased.
It looks like Danny The Dog has been cut.
The Dog throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The Dog rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Goebbels moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The Dog missing with a left hand there. Goebbels was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The Dog tries to clinch there but Goebbels circles away.
Goebbels tries to bum rush The Dog with a series of wild strikes but The Dog uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Goebbels doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Goebbels throws a right and a left that both miss.
The Dog misses with a straight left.
A looping hook to the body misses from Goebbels. The Dog does a little dance to reset his feet.
Goebbels misses with a head kick.
Goebbels feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to The Dog's calf.
The Dog misses with a hook.
The Dog moves out of range of the leg kick from Goebbels.
The Dog misses with a series of wild punches.
Goebbels misses with a wild body shot.
A slapping leg kick lands for Goebbels.
Goebbels delivers a nice body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Dog takes one on the chin but seems OK.
An inside leg kick from The Dog misses.
Goebbels checks a leg kick nicely.
The Dog gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Goebbels goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Goebbels misses with a body punch.
Goebbels tries to work over The Dog's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A body shot lands from Goebbels.
The Dog lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Goebbels swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Still in the clinch, Goebbels scores with a nice short uppercut.
Goebbels lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from The Dog fails to land.
Goebbels tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Dog's elbow.
A body shot lands from Goebbels.
Nice body punch from Goebbels - that landed with a thud.
The Dog is breathing heavily.
Goebbels lands a nice uppercut.
Goebbels lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt The Dog or not.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Goebbels is leaning against The Dog and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Goebbels lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down The Dog.
Goebbels pushes The Dog back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Goebbels lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The Dog takes a shot to the head.
Goebbels gets through The Dog's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Goebbels lands with a right to the head.
Goebbels lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Goebbels is working The Dog over against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Goebbels scores with a nice short uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Goebbels lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt The Dog or not.
Goebbels pushes The Dog back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Goebbels is trying to maintain a safe position but The Dog gets an underhook and turns Goebbels into the cage.
A short body shot lands from Goebbels as the two fighters clinch.
Goebbels lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Goebbels digs a right hand into The Dog's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on The Dog's gas tank.
Goebbels lands a right hand that snaps the head of The Dog backwards.
Goebbels lands a right hand.
Goebbels works on The Dog's body with a couple of short punches.
Goebbels lands a left hand that snaps the head of The Dog backwards.
Goebbels lands with a short shot to the head.
A right hand to the body from Goebbels.
Goebbels lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt The Dog or not.
The Dog can't break the clinch.
Goebbels scores with a hook to the body.
Goebbels digs a right hand into The Dog's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on The Dog's gas tank.
Goebbels lands a body punch.
Goebbels leaning his opponent against the cage.
Goebbels digs a right hand into The Dog's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on The Dog's gas tank.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Goebbels creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Goebbels lands with a light punch inside.
The Dog wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by The Dog as Goebbels tries to tie him up.
Goebbels lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt The Dog or not.
Goebbels lands a body punch in the clinch.
Goebbels presses The Dog against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goebbels lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Goebbels digs a right hand underneath The Dog's ribcage. The Dog let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Nice body punch from Goebbels.
Goebbels digs a right hand underneath The Dog's ribcage. The Dog let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Goebbels lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A shot in the inside from Goebbels.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Goebbels.
Danny The Dog's cut is getting worse.
Goebbels slows down the pace here.
A body shot lands from Goebbels.
Good body shot from Goebbels.
Goebbels works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Goebbels presses The Dog against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Goebbels softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Goebbels scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A shot in the inside from Goebbels.
A left hand lands to the body for Goebbels.
Goebbels working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Goebbels.
Goebbels lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Goebbels holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Goebbels lands a body punch in the clinch.
A hook to the body from Goebbels.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Dog misses with a hook to the ribs.
Goebbels lands a hook that snaps the head of The Dog backwards.
The Dog can't break the clinch.
Goebbels lands a shoulder strike.
Goebbels misses with a short punch on the inside.
Goebbels lands a nice shot to the body.
A short left from Goebbels.
Goebbels is leaning against The Dog and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Goebbels stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Goebbels lands a hook that snaps the head of The Dog backwards.
Goebbels keeps control of The Dog as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
The Dog's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
The Dog wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Goebbels prevents The Dog from breaking the clinch.
The Dog tries to circle away but Goebbels has him pinned against the cage.
Goebbels scores with a shot to the side of The Dog's head.
Goebbels cracks The Dog with a nice body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Goebbels pushes The Dog back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Goebbels.
Goebbels scores with a hook to the body.
Goebbels lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Goebbels lands a body punch.
Goebbels works on The Dog's body with a couple of short punches.
Goebbels prevents The Dog from breaking the clinch.
And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Joose Goebbels dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Danny The Dog's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Goebbels misses with a two punch combination.
The Dog has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from The Dog there as he acknowledges the shot.
The Dog takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The Dog misses with an uppercut. Goebbels saw that one coming.
Goebbels moves away from the strike by The Dog.
The Dog swinging wildly here.
Some wild striking there from Goebbels.
Nice straight punches there by The Dog. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of The Dog.
Danny The Dog is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Goebbels.
The Dog scores with a jab. Goebbels acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
The Dog tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Goebbels paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Goebbels has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Goebbels fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Dog manages to avoid it.
Goebbels moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A cross from Goebbels lands.
The Dog avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Goebbels looks to land a left hand but The Dog moved out of range nicely.
The Dog throws a shot from downtown. Goebbels moves away and avoids it.
The Dog misses with a jab, cross combination.
Goebbels lands a nice looking body kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Dog misses with a body shot.
The Dog misses with a wild body shot.
Nice straight punches there by The Dog. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of The Dog.
Jab by Goebbels.
Goebbels feints and then cracks The Dog's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow The Dog down.
Goebbels throws a series of strikes that have The Dog backpedaling.
Goebbels misses the shot to the body.
The Dog takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
The Dog dodges the punch combination from Goebbels.
The Dog takes one to the chin there.
Goebbels lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The Dog fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Goebbels ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The Dog doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Goebbels looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
The Dog takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Goebbels will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Goebbels tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Dog was well out of range. Poor timing from Goebbels.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Goebbels closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The Dog lands a right hand that snaps the head of Goebbels backwards.
Goebbels misses with a hook to the ribs.
The Dog tries to break the clinch but Goebbels is controlling the position.
Goebbels working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The Dog softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The Dog throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Goebbels tries a body shot but The Dog blocks it.
The Dog misses with some punches.
Goebbels throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Goebbels.
Danny The Dog's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Goebbels lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Nice body punch from Goebbels - that landed with a thud.
Goebbels lands a left hand that snaps the head of The Dog backwards.
The Dog throws a head punch that misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Goebbels.
Joose Goebbels seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Goebbels lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Goebbels misses with a punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Goebbels.
Goebbels lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The Dog takes a shot to the head.
Goebbels blocking some punches.
Goebbels is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Goebbels throws a blind hook that connects with the side of The Dogs head.
Nice body punch from Goebbels.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goebbels lands a body shot in the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Goebbels.
Goebbels lands with a left to the head.
Jeez, Danny The Dog's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Goebbels lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of The Dog backwards.
A hook to the body from Goebbels.
Goebbels lands with a short shot to the head.
A body shot lands from Goebbels.
A right handed body shot lands from Goebbels.
Goebbels lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of The Dog backwards.
Nice body punch from Goebbels.
Goebbels lands with a short shot to the head.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Danny The Dog's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Joose Goebbels!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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