PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyehate Condoms (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mc Shooter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mc Shooter told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Condoms
vs
Shooter

188 cm
20
194 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

185 cm
22
193 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Enjoys gardening

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Eyehate Condoms!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mc Shooter!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Condoms throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Condoms displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Shooter.
Shooter shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Condoms as he jumps to the side.
Condoms throws a series of punches but Shooter avoids them all with ease.
Shooter has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Condoms throws a one two combo.
Shooter misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Condoms's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Condoms duly obliges.
Shooter shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Condoms pinned against the cage. Condoms gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Eyehate Condoms has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mc Shooter.
Condoms uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Shooter.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shooter fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Shooter misses with a combination
and Condoms counters with a one-two to the body.
Condoms misses with a jab, cross combination.
Condoms throws a one two combo.
A lazy left from Condoms finds it's target.
Shooter has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

Shooter is rocked!
Shooter tries for a takedown but Condoms circles away easily
and Condoms counters with a nice body shot.
Shooter looks gassed!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Condoms lands a hook that stumbles Shooter back into the ropes. Condoms follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Shooter to the canvas! Condoms pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Shooter has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Eyehate Condoms!