PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tiny Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zeuss Balmuda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Dick
vs
Balmuda

199 cm
25
315 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
23
274 lbs
3 - 9 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Lightning Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tiny Dick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Zeuss Balmuda!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Tiny Johnson and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice takedown defense from Balmuda. No joy for Dick on that attempt.

Dick darts in and clinches Balmuda up against the ropes.
Balmuda is trying to break free.
Stalling in the clinch from Dick.
Balmuda prevents a takedown attempt there.

Dick breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Balmuda wants to clinch
and Dick cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dick digs a good hook to Balmuda's body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dick connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dick fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Balmuda avoids it really well and circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tiny Dick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dick with a hook.
Dick lands a nice shot to the body.
Balmuda looks gassed!
Dick throws a head kick but Balmuda moves out of range.
Dick misses with the combination.
Dick lands a brutal uppercut that launches Balmuda off his feet! Balmuda tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tiny Dick!