PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tommy Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and William Joseph Blazkowicz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Boy might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Keith Urban - Stupid Boy. Blazkowicz is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Wolfenstein Theme. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that William Joseph Blazkowicz was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Boy
vs
Joseph Blazkowicz

201 cm
22
213 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

193 cm
26
221 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Tommy Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, William Joseph Blazkowicz!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Steven Brown and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Boy throws a head kick that misses.
Blazkowicz gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Boy.

It looks like William Joseph Blazkowicz has been cut.
Blazkowicz throws a sloppy head kick
and Boy counters with a slapping leg kick.
Boy throws a head kick that misses

and Blazkowicz counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Blazkowicz.
Blazkowicz wants to pass the guard but Boy is keeping the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Boy controlling the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blazkowicz trying to move into half guard but instead Boy has managed to sweep!
Boy pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Blazkowicz is keeping the position for now.
Boy trying to control but Blazkowicz is working from the bottom.
Boy slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Boy wants to stand but Blazkowicz is controlling his posture from full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blazkowicz looking for a sweep. Not yet Blazkowicz, not yet.
Boy sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Boy wants to stand but Blazkowicz is controlling his posture from full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Boy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Boy leaves Blazkowicz with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

Boy rushes Blazkowicz and presses him up against the cage.

Boy breaks the clinch.
Blazkowicz takes one to the side of the head.
Boy lands with a hook. Blazkowicz tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Boy closes the distance looking to clinch

and Blazkowicz counters with a single leg into guard. Boy didn't expect that.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tommy Boy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on William Joseph Blazkowicz's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

A head kick misses from Boy.
Boy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Blazkowicz was well out of range. Poor timing from Boy.
Boy throws a push kick but Blazkowicz slaps the foot to one side.
Blazkowicz throws a body kick, spinning off balance

and Boy counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Boy.
Boy is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Blazkowicz is defending well for now.
Boy is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Blazkowicz is defending well for now.
Boy missing with knees to the body.
Blazkowicz avoiding damage as Boy throws knees to the body.
Boy lands a knee to the body.
Boy is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Boy blocking some punches.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Blazkowicz looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Boy misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Blazkowicz.
Boy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Blazkowicz avoiding damage as Boy throws knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for Boy.

Blazkowicz breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Boy tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Blazkowicz counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Boy is looking to improve his position.
Boy tries to kick Blazkowicz off but Blazkowicz keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blazkowicz keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Boy looks like he's trying to stand up.
Boy trying to hold on to Blazkowicz's head to control him but Blazkowicz postures up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blazkowicz is figuring out what he wants to do next.
The fighters are battling for position here. Boy manages to regain full guard. Nice work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Boy manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Boy controlling from mount.
Boy trying to control but Blazkowicz is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Tommy Boy will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on William Joseph Blazkowicz's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

A looping hook to the body misses from Boy. Blazkowicz does a little dance to reset his feet.
Boy tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Blazkowicz counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Blazkowicz is standing up over Boy. Boy looks to escape but Blazkowicz dives into side control.
Blazkowicz prevents Boy from escaping the position.
Boy tries to bench press Blazkowicz off him but Blazkowicz keeps the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blazkowicz is trying to ground and pound but Boy uses the momentary lack of control by Blazkowicz to regain half guard.
Blazkowicz controlling the action here.
Boy tries to kick Blazkowicz off in order to stand up. Blazkowicz Avoids the leg push though and dives into side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Boy sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Blazkowicz is thwarting Boy's attempts to control the position.
Blazkowicz slows the pace down in half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boy tries to roll over but Blazkowicz keeps him under control.
Tommy Boy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Blazkowicz is trying to control the action in half guard but Boy is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

Boy pushes Blazkowicz off and gets back to his feet.
Blazkowicz throws a leg kick
and Boy counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Boy throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Blazkowicz misses with a kick to the body
and Boy counters with a big head kick but Blazkowicz shrugs it off.
Tommy Boy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Boy jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
William Joseph Blazkowicz has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boy lands a slapping body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Tommy Boy.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Boy, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tommy Boy!