PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Lazarus Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hector Tractor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Enter Sandman - Metallica. Tractor has chosen Everyday I'm Hustlin as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Jones
vs
Tractor

182 cm
22
195 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

185 cm
23
198 lbs
13 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lazarus Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hector Tractor!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Wesley Smith and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tractor avoids the body shot from Jones.
Hector Tractor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones throws a right and a left that Tractor avoids nicely.

Jones changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Tractor looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Tractor manages to work his way to half guard, despite Jones's best efforts.
Tractor preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Jones wants to free his trapped foot but Tractor is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Jones throwing shots but Tractor is blocking nicely.
Jones looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Tractor with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Tractor avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Jones.
Tractor is trying to control but can't.
Jones wants to lay and pray for a moment but Tractor keeps working.
Tractor tries to roll over but Jones keeps him under control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Jones throwing shots but Tractor is blocking nicely.
Jones not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Tractor avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Jones.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
A combination from Tractor does no damage.
Tractor uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Jab, jab by Jones - just one landing.
Tractor takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jones shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Tractor comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Tractor throws a series of punches but Jones moves out of range.
Tractor rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jones moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jones throws a right hand that Tractor ducks under and follows up with a left that Tractor also avoids with ease.
Tractor falls off balance throwing a combination

and Jones counters with a single leg into guard. Tractor didn't expect that.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tractor working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Jones.
Jones trying to control but Tractor is working from the bottom.
Jones looking to pass the guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jones trying to control the position from guard on top but Tractor is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jones trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Tractor has momentary wrist control but Jones slips an elbow through the middle.
Jones missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Tractor trying to keep a closed guard but Jones is proving a slippery customer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Jones lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Jones throws a series of punches but Tractor avoids them all with ease.
Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tractor manages to avoid it.
Tractor misses with the combination.
Tractor cracks Jones with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Jones smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Jones on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Tractor. Tractor obviously looking to wear him down.
Nice jab there from Jones.
Jones with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Tractor to score with a decent uppercut.
Tractor avoids the body shot from Jones.
Tractor fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jones is out of range.
Tractor moves away from the strike by Jones.
Tractor keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Tractor avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tractor moves into range and connects with a jab.
Tractor attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Tractor!
Tractor digs a good body shot into Jones's ribs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tractor ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Tractor pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tractor throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jones lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Jones throws a push kick but Tractor slaps the foot to one side.
Jones is trying hard to land a takedown here. Tractor sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Tractor throws a body punch but Jones moves out of range.
Danga de danga de dang - Tractor scores with a four punch combination!
Jones takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Tractor misses with a wild body shot.
Tractor tests Jones's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jones. That's going to slow Tractor down.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tractor pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tractor misses the jab.
Tractor throws a left and a right that both miss

and Jones counters with a takedown into side control.
Jones misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Lazarus Jones will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Tractor slips under a jab.
Tractor cracks Jones with a good jab.
Tractor lands a jab to Jones's midsection.
Tractor ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jones moves away.
Tractor swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Jones counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jones misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Tractor counters with a one-two to the body.
Tractor throws a jab but it's blocked by Jones.
Jones misses with a jab to the body
and Tractor counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jones wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Tractor looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Tractor scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Tractor keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jones throws a right hand that Tractor ducks under and follows up with a left that Tractor also avoids with ease.
Jones takes a head kick and keeps coming.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jones just misses with a punch to the body.
Tractor swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Jones counters with a nice uppercut.
Jones misses with a series of wild punches.
Jones goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones wants to clinch
and Tractor makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Nice defenses there by Jones.
Jones checks a leg kick.
Tractor falls off balance throwing a combination
and Jones counters with a low kick, right behind Tractor 's knee.
Tractor fails with an attempt to clinch.
Tractor connects with a nice looking jab.
Tractor looks to land a left hand but Jones moved out of range nicely.
Jones defending well as Tractor loads up on a big left hand.
Tractor misses with the combination.
Jones misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tractor.
Jones throws a low kick but it's checked well by Tractor.
Jones's corner calls for a 1-2. Jones obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Jones with a hook.
Jones lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Jones dodges the punch combination from Tractor.
Tractor misses with a wild body shot.
Tractor is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones misses with a straight right.
Hector Tractor is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jones throws a series of punches but Tractor moves out of range.
Jones tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Tractor swivels and escapes.
Tractor misses with the combination.
Hector Tractor is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jones waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tractor.
Jones throws a nice looking combination but Tractor bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jones lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A slow jab from Jones misses its intended target.
Tractor misses with the combination.
Jones throws out a leg kick but Tractor moves out of range and Jones only half commits.
Tractor takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jones fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Tractor is out of range.
Jones misses with a hook to the body
and Tractor counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Jones swings away with a body shot that misses
and Tractor counters with a nice leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jones throws a shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jones misses with an uppercut.
Jones slips a straight right by Tractor.
Tractor throws a right hand that Jones ducks under and follows up with a left that Jones also avoids with ease.
Tractor swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tractor connects with a high kick.
Hector Tractor seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jones throws a leg kick
and Tractor counters with a straight right hand.
Jones throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jones throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Tractor uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Tractor connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Jones throws a hook to the side of Tractor's head but Tractor sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jones jabs at Tractor's body.
Tractor throws a jab but it's blocked by Jones.
Jones connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Tractor cracks Jones with a right hand to the side of the head.
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
Jones misses with a straight left.
Tractor displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Jones.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Tractor throws a looping overhand right but Jones ducks down to avoid it.
Tractor changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Tractor just misses with a punch to the body.
A left lands for Jones.
Jones shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting Tractor counter with a right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lazarus Jones. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Tractor displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jones throws out the jab.
A punch combination from Tractor misses.
Tractor connects with the punch.
Tractor tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jones throws a head kick but Tractor moves out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tractor just misses with a punch to the body.
Tractor keeps the fight on the outside.
Tractor avoids a punch combination nicely.
Tractor takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Lazarus Jones will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Jones scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Tractor pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jones lands a nice leg kick that just misses Tractor's sensitive parts.
Tractor walks into a jab.
Tractor with a jab.
Jones lands a body shot.
Tractor misses with a few strikes there.
A jab from Tractor misses.
Jones lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

It looks like Hector Tractor has been cut.
Tractor tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jones throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tractor. Jones does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tractor avoids the body shot from Jones.
Jones stuns Tractor with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Tractor gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Tractor takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jones throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jones scores with the left hand. Tractor knows he should have avoided that one.
Tractor looks to score with a jab to the body but Jones is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tractor thows a body shot but no joy.
Jones connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Tractor lands with a cross.
Tractor throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jones paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Jones scores with a one two! Tractor had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Jones paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

Tractor is rocked!
Tractor closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Tractor is still on wobbly legs! Can Jones finish him?
Jones lands a nice shot that snaps Tractor's head back.
Tractor looks up at the clock. Bad move! Jones lands a right hand from hell, dropping Tractor. Jones pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lazarus Jones!