PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Turd Goonheim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sean Price (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Goonheim comes to the cage accompanied by Okkusenman. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Goonheim
vs
Price

190 cm
20
180 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
18
179 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent elbows
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Determined

Attliction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Turd Goonheim!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Sean Price!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Seu Braga and Felipe Paraventi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Price is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Price throws out a leg kick but Goonheim moves out of range and Price only half commits.
Price rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Goonheim moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Goonheim goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Goonheim tries to clinch but Price moves away

and Price holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Price wants to break free but Goonheim has control.

Price pulls guard effortlessly.
Price manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Goonheim manages to get himself to full guard.
Goonheim keeping moving, preventing Price from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Goonheim controlling Price's posture.
Price looking to sit in guard and control but Goonheim gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Goonheim missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

Price has his foot on Goonheim's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Goonheim works his way back into a safe position though.
Goonheim would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Price misses with an uppercut.
Price will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Price looks gassed!
Goonheim clinches but Price breaks the clinch
letting Price counter with a right hand.
Goonheim with a lazy takedown attempt
and Price cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Price will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Price has a takedown stuffed.
Price slips a jab and a cross from Goonheim.
Price tries to clinch there but Goonheim circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Goonheim, right into the meat.
Price throws a hook but Goonheim blocks it.
Goonheim will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Goonheim closes this distance looking for a takedown but Price circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd Goonheim. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Price throws a right and a left that both miss.
Goonheim moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Goonheim tries to clinch up but Price circles away and keeps his distance.
Goonheim gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Price counters with a shoot takedown. Goonheim fights it but they end up in guard.
Goonheim trying to keep a closed guard but Price is proving a slippery customer.
Goonheim wants to improve his position but instead Price has moved into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sean Price dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

A cross from Price lands.
Price misses with a leg kick
and Goonheim counters with a nice leg kick.
Goonheim closes the distance looking to clinch

and Price holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Price is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Goonheim has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Price avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Price trying to land knees to the body.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Price.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Price wants to break the clinch but can't.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Goonheim tries for a takedown. No joy.
Goonheim wants to break free but Price has control.
Price tries for a takedown but Goonheim manages to get underhooks.
Price is breathing heavily.
Goonheim tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Price just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd Goonheim. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Price has had enough of the clinch but Goonheim keeps him there for the moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Goonheim tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Price just stands there and leans against the cage.

Price breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Price tries for a takedown but Goonheim sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Goonheim fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Price wants to clinch up but Goonheim keeps it at a distance.
Goonheim closes the distance but Price moves to the side
and Price counters with a one-two to the body.
Goonheim fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Goonheim has his takedown stuffed

and Price counters by moving into the clinch.
Goonheim goes for a takedown in the clinch but Price prevents it.
Goonheim fails to pull guard.
A bit of stalling here from Price.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Price scores with a nice short uppercut.

Price jumps into guard, dragging Goonheim to the mat.
Price wants to sweep but no luck.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Goonheim trying to control but Price is working from the bottom.
Goonheim stopping the sweep attempt from Price.
Price wants to stand but Goonheim is controlling the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goonheim stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Price swivels though and keeps the full guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Goonheim wants to stand and escape but instead Price has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Price really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Goonheim. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Price stopping the sweep attempt from Goonheim.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Price landing with the ground and pound.
Goonheim thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.

Price gets to his feet - Goonheim follows without any prompting.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Price fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Goonheim looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Price moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sean Price showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Price throws a lazy head kick
and Goonheim counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Goonheim misses with a takedown attempt

and Price holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.

Price breaks from the clinch.
Goonheim with a lazy takedown attempt
and Price counters with a big head kick but Goonheim shrugs it off.

Goonheim gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.

Goonheim pushes Price off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Goonheim looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd Goonheim. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Price takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Goonheim fails with the takedown.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Price clobbers Goonheim with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Horrible takedown by Goonheim or perhaps it was just good defense by Price which made him look bad.
Price doesn't manage to clinch there - Goonheim circles away.
Price changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Goonheim tries to avoid it but Price manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Goonheim to the ground. Goonheim escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Goonheim shoots in and drives through. Price sprawls well.
Price misses with a jab, cross combination.
Goonheim staying out of range there.

Price scores with a takedown into Goonheim's guard.
Goonheim can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Price controls the pace.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Price stands up from Goonheim's guard - Price perhaps looking for a knockout.
Price shoots in for a double leg but Goonheim sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Goonheim is looking to clinch.
Goonheim avoids a punch combination nicely.
Goonheim fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Price gets a clinch.
Price tries to break the clinch but Goonheim is controlling the position.
Price has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Goonheim avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Goonheim looking for a takedown.

Price breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Horrible takedown by Goonheim or perhaps it was just good defense by Price which made him look bad.
Goonheim fails with a takedown attempt.
Nice sprawl there from Price as Goonheim shoots in.
Price fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Turd Goonheim is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Goonheim misses with a takedown
and Price counters with a left and a right that stings Goonheim.
Goonheim closes the distance and clinches up with Price, looking for a takedown. Goonheim pushes Price against the cage but Price circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Price throws a series of punches but Goonheim moves out of range.
Goonheim avoids a punch combination nicely.
Price misses with a takedown attempt - Goonheim sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Price stalling.

Price manages to break the clinch.
Turd Goonheim has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Price smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

And that's the end of the fight!
Sean Price comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Price has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 27:30
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 27:30
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sean Price!