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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Joesy scott (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bitch Tits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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158 lbs
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165 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Good takedowns
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Joesy scott!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bitch Tits!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from scott misses.
No joy there for scott, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Tits closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Tits lands in his opponent's guard.
Tits passes scott's left leg - he's now in half guard.
scott is not content to let Tits control the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tits not doing much here.
scott tries to kick Tits off but Tits keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Tits is looking to advance position but scott won't allow it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Tits slows the pace down in half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tits wants to control but scott is keeping him busy.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
scott throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
scott throws a big shot that misses.
Tits walks into a stiff left hand from scott.
scott fails to land with a series of punches.
Tits gets a takedown into half guard.
Tits sitting and controlling from the half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bitch Tits dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
scott waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tits.
scott fails to land with a series of punches.
Tits shoots in and bounces scott off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
scott knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Tits on the ground.
Tits trying to control the position from guard on top but scott is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tits pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. scott is keeping the position for now.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tits slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
scott is looking to stand up but Tits isn't so interested in that idea.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Tits tries to free his leg and advance position but scott is retaining full guard.
Tits pushes down on scott's leg and manages to get into half guard.
scott is trying to stand up here but Tits is controlling him well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tits performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Tits prevents scott from standing back up.
Tits is pressing down on scott's thigh, looking to free his foot. scott is holding on for now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Tits trying to control the action but scott is working from the bottom.
scott is in trouble now - Tits has advanced to mount!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Tits working from mount. He moves in close and looks like he might be going for an arm triangle... He's hopped off to the side and he's transitioned into an Anaconda choke. scott turning a nasty shade of purple. He's refusing to tap but he's gone! He's out! The ref rips Tits off and cradles scott's limp body as Tits celebrates with his corner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Anaconda Choke). Bitch Tits!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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