PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Bong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Terry Lowe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bong's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Hits From The Bong. The Bong could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Terry Lowe's chin.

Bong
vs
Lowe

205 cm
24
265 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

197 cm
24
260 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, The Bong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Terry Lowe!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Anni Minnemäki and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bong darts in and clinches Lowe up against the ropes.
Bong keeps control of Lowe as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Lowe wants to get back to striking at distance but Bong won't allow it.

Lowe manages to break the clinch.
Bong misses with a low kick.
Bong takes a jab right on the kisser.

It looks like The Bong has been cut.
Bong throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lowe throws a series of punches but Bong moves out of range.
Bong fails to land the takedown.
Lowe avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

Bong closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Bong is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Lowe!
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.

Bong is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Lowe has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Lowe is controlling an arm, preventing Bong from taking his back. Although keeping him in mount is no better to be honest.
Lowe can't escape the position.
Lowe throwing punches from his back. He's mounted here but still fighting back.

Bong wants to finish this one by submission but Lowe is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Bong.

Bong is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Lowe to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Lowe shrugs it off.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lowe is looking to improve his position but Bong isn't that keen on the idea.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Lowe wants to hold on but Bong pushes him away.
Bong looking to control but Lowe is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Lowe can do anything to dispel that myth.
Lowe is in all sorts of trouble here.
Lowe really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bong. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Bong trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Lowe really wants to buck Bong off and get back to his feet.

Bong is working for a guillotine from mount but Lowe frees his head quite easily.
Lowe working to try and regain half guard.

Bong looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Lowe tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lowe wants to get back to his feet.

Bong looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Lowe squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Lowe looks gassed!

Bong is working to isolate an arm here. It's a telegraphed submission attempt but he's gone for it anyway - and he's got it! Bong extends the arm and Lowe is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). The Bong!