PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Urinus Limberdinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Henery McLovin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Limberdinkle kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is BLUNT- The Iron Maiden. McLovin has chosen Thunderstuck - AC DC as his entrance music. Henery McLovin looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Limberdinkle
vs
McLovin

167 cm
22
162 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

189 cm
26
154 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Determined

Australian Xtreme - 159 Energy!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Urinus Limberdinkle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Henery McLovin!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Columbo Gatti and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McLovin shoots in for a double leg but Limberdinkle sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Henery McLovin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McLovin fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Limberdinkle avoids it really well and circles away.
Limberdinkle moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

Limberdinkle gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
McLovin looks gassed!
McLovin stopping the sweep attempt from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle is pulling down on McLovin's head to control his posture.
McLovin is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Limberdinkle is on top in guard.
Limberdinkle tries to free his leg and advance position but McLovin is retaining full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle is working hard here to advance position.
Limberdinkle wanted to stand there but McLovin had control of the position.

McLovin is looking for a triangle here but Limberdinkle uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
McLovin looking for a sweep but Limberdinkle has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Limberdinkle trying to control but he's not successful this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Limberdinkle forces the positional change into back control.
McLovin tries to roll but Limberdinkle sticks to his back.
Limberdinkle is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
Limberdinkle tries to get the hooks in deep but McLovin pushed the leg off.
McLovin is really stuck here.
Limberdinkle controls the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Limberdinkle has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, McLovin has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!

Limberdinkle looking for the RNC.

Limberdinkle looking for the RNC.
Limberdinkle is hanging on to McLovin's back as he tries to escape.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle trying to control.
Limberdinkle not allowing McLovin to control his hands.
Limberdinkle slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Limberdinkle is hanging on to McLovin's back as he tries to escape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses.
Limberdinkle leaves McLovin with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! McLovin crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Limberdinkle - the referee stops the clock and McLovin gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Limberdinkle. McLovin manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
McLovin sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Limberdinkle thumps McLovin with a low kick.
A good leg kick by Limberdinkle.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle connects with a solid leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle lands with a kick to the temple. McLovin shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Limberdinkle moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Limberdinkle looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
McLovin on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Limberdinkle, right into the meat.
McLovin takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Limberdinkle dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McLovin. That did some damage!
Limberdinkle throws a sloppy head kick and McLovin moves out of range easily.
McLovin stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Limberdinkle.
McLovin's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
McLovin is breathing heavily.
Nice body kick from Limberdinkle.
McLovin tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
An inside leg kick lands from Limberdinkle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A solid body kick from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle lands with a thumping leg kick.
Limberdinkle fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt McLovin.
Limberdinkle connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Limberdinkle throws a nice inside leg kick.
Henery McLovin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

McLovin gets caught flat footed, as Limberdinkle shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Limberdinkle sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed McLovin's guard.
Limberdinkle moves into full mount! McLovin won't be happy about that!
Limberdinkle controlling from the full mount.

Limberdinkle stands up from mount. Strange move.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Limberdinkle throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by McLovin.
McLovin fails with the takedown
and Limberdinkle counters with a solid body kick.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A slapping leg kick lands for Limberdinkle.
McLovin takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
McLovin has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Limberdinkle.
A slapping leg kick lands for Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle scores with a head kick.
McLovin tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Limberdinkle with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
McLovin tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Limberdinkle misses with a head kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Limberdinkle, right into the meat.
Limberdinkle scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Limberdinkle, right into the meat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

McLovin gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Limberdinkle controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Limberdinkle trying to control the position from guard on top but McLovin is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McLovin wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Limberdinkle is now in half guard.
Limberdinkle wants to stand up but McLovin is controlling the position.
Limberdinkle has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McLovin is trying to escape the mount.
Limberdinkle trying to control but McLovin is having none of it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Limberdinkle controlling his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle thumps McLovin with a low kick.
A head kick misses from Limberdinkle.
A solid leg kick lands there for Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle is looking to slow McLovin down with leg kicks.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Limberdinkle, right into the meat.
McLovin avoids the head kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that McLovin semi-blocks.
Limberdinkle feints and then cracks McLovin's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McLovin down.
McLovin chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Limberdinkle can pounce on him.
Limberdinkle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Limberdinkle lands a nice looking kick to the body. McLovin takes a step back to recover.
McLovin takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Limberdinkle scores with a push kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A nice leg kick lands there from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle scoring well with a low kick there.
Limberdinkle moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Limberdinkle scores a takedown into full mount!

Limberdinkle stands up from mount. Strange move.
Limberdinkle chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Both fighters circling a little - Limberdinkle finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Limberdinkle misses with a head kick.
Limberdinkle lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that McLovin semi-blocks.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick but McLovin moves out of range.
Limberdinkle lands with a thumping leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle scores with a head kick.
Limberdinkle lets loose with a powerful body kick. McLovin will feel that in the morning.
McLovin misses with a takedown attempt
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Limberdinkle keeps McLovin at a distance using the push kick.
Limberdinkle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Limberdinkle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A solid leg kick lands there for Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
A chopping leg kick lands by Limberdinkle.

Limberdinkle shoots in and bounces McLovin off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Limberdinkle trying to control but McLovin is working from the bottom.
Limberdinkle might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

McLovin is looking for a triangle here but Limberdinkle uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle is putting a hurting on McLovin here, landing some big shots from side control.
McLovin tries to improve position but can't.
Limberdinkle tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Limberdinkle takes a little break here. McLovin wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Henery McLovin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
McLovin is not content to let Limberdinkle control the position.
Limberdinkle slows the pace down.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

And that's the end of the fight!
Urinus Limberdinkle showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Limberdinkle has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 30:25
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 30:25
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Urinus Limberdinkle!