PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Otis Spunkmeyer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Turd Ferguson could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Otis Spunkmeyer's chin.

Ferguson
vs
Spunkmeyer

200 cm
22
270 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
19
225 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Turd Ferguson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Otis Spunkmeyer!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Dean Styles and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Ferguson misses.
Spunkmeyer looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!

Ferguson drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Ferguson tries to move to mount but Spunkmeyer blocks the move with his legs.
Ferguson knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Spunkmeyer on the ground.
Spunkmeyer taking punishment in the form of punches.

Spunkmeyer is rocked!
Spunkmeyer is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Ferguson working the ground and pound.
Spunkmeyer is still in real trouble! Can Ferguson finish him?
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Spunkmeyer taking a bit of punishment here - Ferguson scoring with strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ferguson cracks Spunkmeyer with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Ferguson lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Spunkmeyer down.
Ferguson in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Ferguson working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Ferguson scores with punches from side control.
Ferguson lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Spunkmeyer on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Ferguson landing a few strikes.
Ferguson working the head and body with strikes.
Ferguson landing a few strikes.
Ferguson landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Ferguson cracks Spunkmeyer with a big right hand but Spunkmeyer just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Ferguson is chipping away with strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Ferguson lands an elbow.
Ferguson working the body and head with strikes.
Ferguson in side control lands a decent elbow.
Spunkmeyer is looking for a sweep.
Ferguson is chipping away with strikes.
Ferguson creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Spunkmeyer sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Ferguson scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Spunkmeyer to see if he's OK.
Ferguson lands a big left to the face of Spunkmeyer, bouncing his head like a basketball. Another shot from Ferguson and another - Spunkmeyer is out! Ferguson stands up and salutes his fans, who are going crazy in the stands.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Turd Ferguson!