PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paul von Konkelberries (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Reach Disadvantage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Paul von Konkelberries is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

von Konkelberries
vs
Disadvantage

210 cm
26
255 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

225 cm
25
215 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Paul von Konkelberries!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Reach Disadvantage!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Cecil Peabody and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
von Konkelberries throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
von Konkelberries swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
von Konkelberries fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Disadvantage manages to avoid it.
von Konkelberries misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Disadvantage rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but von Konkelberries moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Disadvantage throws a low kick but it's checked well by von Konkelberries.
Disadvantage on the wrong end of a nice jab.
von Konkelberries throws out a loose jab but Disadvantage uses good head movement to avoid it.
von Konkelberries displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Disadvantage uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by von Konkelberries.
von Konkelberries connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Disadvantage's hands.
Disadvantage keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from von Konkelberries.
von Konkelberries jabbing away but nothing is landing.
von Konkelberries throws a jab but it's blocked by Disadvantage.
von Konkelberries misses with a wild combination.

von Konkelberries drops Disadvantage with a beautiful combination! Disadvantage stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - von Konkelberries is looking for the KO!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Disadvantage avoids the body shot from von Konkelberries.
von Konkelberries stalks Disadvantage and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Disadvantage's face. Disadvantage staggers backwards, shaken.
von Konkelberries lands a jab to the nose.

Disadvantage is rocked!
von Konkelberries is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Disadvantage.
Disadvantage is looking to score with low kicks.
von Konkelberries throws a looping overhand right but Disadvantage ducks down to avoid it.
von Konkelberries misses with a double jab
and Disadvantage counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like Paul von Konkelberries has been cut.
von Konkelberries thows a left - swing and a miss!
von Konkelberries paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
von Konkelberries misses with a two punch combination.
A looping hook to the body misses from von Konkelberries. Disadvantage does a little dance to reset his feet.
von Konkelberries works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Disadvantage looks to land a combination but von Konkelberries avoids it well.
Disadvantage finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for von Konkelberries, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
von Konkelberries throws out a loose jab but Disadvantage uses good head movement to avoid it.
von Konkelberries looks to land a right hand but Disadvantage moved out of range.
von Konkelberries works Disadvantage's body with a nice hook.
von Konkelberries throws a shot from downtown. Disadvantage moves away and avoids it.
von Konkelberries looks to land a right hand but Disadvantage moved out of range.
von Konkelberries throws a combination that misses
and Disadvantage counters with a straight right hand.
von Konkelberries misses with a combination
and Disadvantage counters with an inside leg kick.
von Konkelberries is breathing heavily.
Nice defenses there by Disadvantage.
von Konkelberries misses with a double jab
and Disadvantage cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Disadvantage drops von Konkelberries with a beautiful combination! von Konkelberries stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Disadvantage is looking for the KO!

von Konkelberries is rocked!
Disadvantage is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
von Konkelberries fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Disadvantage manages to avoid it.
Oh von Konkelberries is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Disadvantage throws a series of punches but von Konkelberries avoids them all with ease.
von Konkelberries seems to have got his legs back now.
Disadvantage displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as von Konkelberries throws out the jab.
von Konkelberries throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Disadvantage rushes von Konkelberries with punches - von Konkelberries moves straight backwards instead of circling and gets clipped by the second strike... and the third... and the fourth! Oh, von Konkelberries goes down! Disadvantage follows up with more strikes and the ref steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Reach Disadvantage!