PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Felix Gonzalez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and David Hasselhoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). David Hasselhoff looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Gonzalez
vs
Hasselhoff

194 cm
26
247 lbs
7 - 7 - 1

190 cm
23
225 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

Good takedowns
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Felix Gonzalez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, David Hasselhoff!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Stewart Dunkirk and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hasselhoff wants to slow Gonzalez down by chopping away at his legs.
A big right from Gonzalez misses.
Hasselhoff fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hasselhoff lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Hasselhoff moves in looking to clinch but Gonzalez pushes him off.

Gonzalez instigates a clinch.

Gonzalez successfully pulls guard.
Gonzalez looking to control.
Gonzalez avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Hasselhoff preventing the sweep.
Gonzalez is trying to control the position but Hasselhoff postures up.
Hasselhoff prevents Gonzalez from getting back to his feet.
Hasselhoff in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

Gonzalez pushes Hasselhoff off and gets back to his feet.
Gonzalez displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gonzalez.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Horrible takedown by Hasselhoff or perhaps it was just good defense by Gonzalez which made him look bad.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Gonzalez.
Hasselhoff is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Gonzalez has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Check out the look on Gonzalez's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Gonzalez advances to full mount.
Gonzalez working Hasselhoff over with strikes here.
Hasselhoff looks gassed!

Gonzalez moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Hasselhoff has worked his arm free - good work by Hasselhoff!
Hasselhoff is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gonzalez not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Hasselhoff is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Gonzalez's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Gonzalez's back!
Gonzalez avoids the strikes from Hasselhoff.
Gonzalez tries to break free.
Gonzalez manages to escape to a better position under a series of strikes. Hasselhoff is now in side control.
Gonzalez tries to buck Hasselhoff off but Hasselhoff is having none of it.
Hasselhoff is looking to take a break and control but Gonzalez is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gonzalez manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Gonzalez is looking to take a break and control but Hasselhoff is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Gonzalez thows a huge punch but Hasselhoff dodges it nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Gonzalez looks to land a left hand but Hasselhoff moved out of range nicely.
Hasselhoff throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Gonzalez's waist but Gonzalez gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Hasselhoff off to one side.
Felix Gonzalez has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of David Hasselhoff.
A jab from Gonzalez misses.
Hasselhoff doesn't manage to clinch there - Gonzalez circles away.
Hasselhoff listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Hasselhoff tries for a takedown but Gonzalez circles away easily

and Gonzalez counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Hasselhoff is trying to keep Gonzalez in close.
Gonzalez trying to control the position from guard on top but Hasselhoff is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Gonzalez with a flurry of punches that miss.
Gonzalez trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gonzalez trying to control but Hasselhoff is working from the bottom.
Gonzalez missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

Gonzalez is posturing up here but Hasselhoff has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Gonzalez tries to roll out but it's too tight and Gonzalez has to tap! Slick submission there by Hasselhoff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). David Hasselhoff!