PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hulk Hogin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Doe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hogin's entrance music is real american. A fine choice. Doe has chosen whatsername, and does she remember my name? as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Hogin
vs
Doe

170 cm
27
280 lbs
29 - 6 - 1

193 cm
27
245 lbs
26 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Decent elbows
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Good gas tank

Australian Xtreme - 159 Energy + Stamina!

.: AFFAKETION :.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Hogin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jon Doe!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Robert Twigg and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.
Hogin tries to bum rush Doe with a series of wild strikes but Doe uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Doe misses with a head kick.
Doe throws a head kick that half lands.
Hogin misses with a wild body shot.
Doe tries a head kick but it misses.
Hogin misses with an uppercut. Doe saw that one coming.
Doe throws a head kick but Hogin moves out of range.
Doe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Doe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A chopping leg kick lands by Doe.
Doe feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Hogin's calf.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hogin takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Hogin moves out of range easily.
Doe misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Doe.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doe displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hogin throws out the jab.
Hogin checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Doe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hogin avoids the head kick by Doe.
Doe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doe pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doe tries a head kick but it misses.
Good shot there by Hogin.
Doe misses with a head kick.
Jon Doe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doe throws a leg kick but Hogin checks it.
Doe misses with a head kick.
Doe misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Hogin moves out of range easily.
Hogin avoids the head kick by Doe.
Hogin misses with a body shot.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hogin avoids the head kick by Doe.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doe misses with a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Hogin moves out of range easily.
Doe keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hogin.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Doe defending well as Hogin loads up on a big left hand.
A nice leg kick lands there from Doe.
Hogin misses with an uppercut.
Hogin blocks a head kick by Doe.
A nice leg kick lands there from Doe.
Doe misses with a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
A head kick misses from Doe.
Hogin avoids the head kick by Doe.
Doe looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Doe delivers a nice body kick.
A head kick misses from Doe.
Hogin avoids a kick to the body.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.
Doe misses with a head kick.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doe tries a head kick but it misses.
Doe buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Good leg kick by Doe there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jon Doe dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Hogin loads up on a big right hand but Doe slips the punch.
Some bone on bone action there as Hogin checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A head kick misses from Doe.
Doe throws a head kick but Hogin moves out of range.
Hogin blocks a head kick by Doe.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.
Hogin thows a body shot but no joy.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Doe. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doe steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hogin.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doe throws a leg kick but Hogin checks it.
Doe throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Doe throws a head kick but Hogin moves out of range.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hogin keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Hogin is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Doe's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Doe tries a head kick but it misses.
Doe throws a head kick but Hogin moves out of range.
Hogin checks a low kick from Doe.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Hogin moves out of range easily.
Hogin avoids the head kick by Doe.
Hogin misses the jab.
Hogin avoids the head kick by Doe.
A head kick misses from Doe.
Doe connects with a high kick.
Doe lands a head kick!
Doe misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doe lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Doe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Doe throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Hogin.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Hogin moves out of range easily.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hogin takes a kick to the side of the head.
Doe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Hogin moves out of range easily.
Doe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Doe misses with a head kick.
Doe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hogin avoids the head kick by Doe.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doe scoring well with a low kick there.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Hogin moves out of range easily.
Doe misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doe walks into a stiff left hand from Hogin.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Doe.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Doe.
A head kick misses from Doe.
Doe throws a head kick but Hogin moves out of range.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Hogin moves out of range easily.
Doe scores with a head kick.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Doe.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Hogin moves out of range easily.
Doe misses with a head kick.
Doe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doe tries a head kick but it misses.
Hogin is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Hogin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Doe manages to avoid it.
Doe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doe tries a head kick but it misses.
Doe throws a head kick but Hogin moves out of range.
Hogin thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hogin listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jon Doe showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Hogin blocks a head kick by Doe.
Hogin avoids the head kick by Doe.
Hogin blocks a head kick by Doe.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doe lands a high kick!
A head kick misses from Doe.
Hogin avoids the head kick by Doe.
Doe misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doe uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hogin.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doe misses with a head kick.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doe connects with a high kick.
Doe misses with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doe misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doe misses with a head kick.
Hogin avoids the head kick by Doe.
Hogin blocks a head kick by Doe.
Hogin takes a kick to the side of the head.
Doe misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hogin misses with a hook. Doe ducked under it nicely.
Doe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Doe throws a head kick but Hogin moves out of range.
Hogin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hogin lands with a good body shot.
Doe tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Hogin is able to avoid easily.
Jon Doe seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Doe throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Hogin's head.
Doe moves away from the strike by Hogin.
Hogin misses with an uppercut. Doe saw that one coming.
Doe tries a head kick but it misses.
Doe lands a high kick!
Hogin blocks a head kick by Doe.
Doe throws a head kick but Hogin moves out of range.
Doe misses with a head kick.
Hogin blocks a head kick by Doe.
Hogin avoids the head kick by Doe.
Hogin avoids the head kick by Doe.
Hogin throws out a loose jab but Doe uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doe throws a head kick but Hogin moves out of range.
Hogin with a nice cross.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Hogin moves out of range easily.
Doe uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hogin.
Doe misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hogin blocks a head kick by Doe.
Hulk Hogin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Doe keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Doe throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Doe lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Doe throws a head kick but Hogin moves out of range.
Hogin avoids the head kick by Doe.
Doe misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Doe there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Doe misses with a low kick.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Hogin moves out of range easily.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Hogin moves out of range easily.
Doe throws a head kick but Hogin moves out of range.
Doe misses with a head kick.
Hogin blocks a head kick by Doe.
Doe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doe pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Doe throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Doe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Doe connects with a high kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jon Doe comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Doe has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 27:30
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jon Doe!