PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hulk Hogin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Doe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hogin comes to the cage accompanied by real american. Doe is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by whatsername, and does she remember my name?. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Hogin
vs
Doe

170 cm
27
280 lbs
29 - 7 - 1

193 cm
27
245 lbs
27 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Decent elbows
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Good gas tank

Australian Xtreme - 159 Energy + Stamina!

.: AFFAKETION :.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Hogin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jon Doe!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Robert Twigg and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hogin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Doe throws a head kick but Hogin moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Doe.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A swing and a miss from Hogin.
Doe tries a head kick but it misses.
Doe connects with a right hand. Hogin shakes it off.
Doe throws a head kick but Hogin moves out of range.
Hogin throws a hook but Doe blocks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head kick misses from Doe.
A swing and a miss from Doe.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Hogin moves out of range easily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hogin.
Doe lands with a kick to the temple. Hogin shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Hogin moves out of range easily.
A head kick misses from Doe.
Doe tries a head kick but it misses.
Hogin throws a looping overhand right but Doe ducks down to avoid it.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Hogin moves out of range easily.
Doe throws a chopping leg kick but Hogin manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Good shot there by Doe.
A head kick misses from Doe.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A slapping leg kick lands for Doe.
Doe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A head kick misses from Doe.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Hogin blocks a head kick by Doe.
Hogin avoids the head kick by Doe.
A jab from Doe finds it's way through Hogin's defenses.
Hogin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Doe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from Doe.
Doe throws a lazy right hand but Hogin sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hogin blocks a head kick by Doe.
Doe keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hogin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Doe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hogin looks to land a left hand but Doe moved out of range nicely.
Doe misses with a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hogin throws an overhand right that lands on Doe's shoulder, as Doe tries to avoid the shot.
Doe misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doe connects with a right hand. Hogin shakes it off.
Doe loads up on a big right hand but Hogin slips the punch.
Doe slips a straight right by Hogin.
Hogin blocks a head kick by Doe.
Doe throws a head kick but Hogin moves out of range.
Doe has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Doe takes one to the chin there.
Hogin thows a body shot but no joy.
A head kick misses from Doe.
Doe tries a head kick but it misses.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.
Hogin avoids the head kick by Doe.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doe misses with a body kick.
Doe moves away from the strike by Hogin.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Doe.
Doe misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hogin throws a jab when Doe was well out of range.
Doe throws a front kick that sends Hogin stumbling back into the cage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Doe tries a head kick but it misses.
Hogin avoids the head kick by Doe.
Doe lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jon Doe dominated that round.
That's time! Hogin's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A head kick misses from Doe.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Doe. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Doe plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Doe throws a low kick but Hogin avoids it.
Hogin ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Hogin moves out of range easily.
A head kick misses from Doe.
Doe is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jon Doe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hogin takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Hogin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hogin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Doe moves away.
Doe uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hogin.
Doe tries a head kick but it misses.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doe throws a head kick but Hogin moves out of range.
Doe tries a head kick but it misses.
Doe tries a head kick but it misses.
Hogin is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Doe's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Hogin misses with a hook. Doe ducked under it nicely.
Doe tries a head kick but it misses.
Hogin loads up on a big right hand but Doe slips the punch.
Hogin lands with a right hand.
Doe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doe throws a series of punches but Hogin avoids them all with ease.
Doe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Hogin moves out of range easily.
Hogin has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Doe throws a nice head kick!
Doe uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hogin.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hogin avoids the head kick by Doe.
Doe throws a shot from downtown. Hogin moves away and avoids it.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Hogin moves out of range easily.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hogin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hogin takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Doe misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nice jab there from Doe.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Hogin moves out of range easily.
Doe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hogin takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Doe misses with a head kick.
Doe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from Doe.
Doe throws a head kick but Hogin moves out of range.
Doe throws a head kick that Hogin semi-blocks.
Doe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doe uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hogin.
Doe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doe blocks a jab.
Doe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Hogin moves out of range easily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hogin.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Doe misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hogin cracks Doe with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.
Doe uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hogin.
Doe throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Doe fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Hogin has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Doe blocks a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jon Doe showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doe ducks under a wild hook from Hogin.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.
Doe displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hogin throws out the jab.
Doe throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Hogin.
Hogin staying out of range there.
Hogin blocks a head kick by Doe.
Hogin throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Doe throws a head kick but Hogin moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hogin loads up on a big right hand but Doe slips the punch.
Hogin just misses with a punch to the body.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.
Doe walks into a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doe throws a head kick but Hogin moves out of range.
Hogin throws a series of punches but Doe moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Doe.
Hogin misses with a looping left.
Doe throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Hogin misses with a hook.
Doe slips a straight right by Hogin.
Hogin misses with a two punch combination.
A thudding body kick lands there by Doe!
Hogin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A head kick misses from Doe.
Doe throws a chopping leg kick but Hogin manages to avoid taking any serious damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hogin misses with a straight left.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.
Hogin dips to his left and cracks Doe with an uppercut!
Doe tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Doe.
Hogin blocks a head kick by Doe.
Hogin blocks a head kick by Doe.
Hogin avoids the head kick by Doe.
Doe takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Doe misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hogin pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hogin throws a looping overhand right but Doe ducks down to avoid it.
Doe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Doe lands with a kick to the temple. Hogin shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Hogin checks the leg kick.
Doe steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hogin.
Hulk Hogin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Doe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Hogin moves out of range easily.
Doe throws a quick inside leg kick.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hogin misses with a hook. Doe ducked under it nicely.
Hogin has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Doe.
A telegraphed right hand from Hogin misses the target.
Jon Doe seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doe throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hogin counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hogin avoids the head kick by Doe.
Doe uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hogin.
Doe connects with a high kick.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Doe.
Doe lands with an uppercut that bounces Hogin off the cage and back into rage.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Hogin moves out of range easily.
A head kick misses from Doe.
A head kick misses from Doe.
Hogin blocks a head kick by Doe.
Doe throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hogin.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jon Doe comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Doe has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jon Doe!