PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jacob Hunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and LARGE PENIS (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Hunt
vs
PENIS

190 cm
18
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
22
200 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jacob Hunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, LARGE PENIS!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Steve Erwin and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
PENIS has a takedown stuffed.
Hunt moves in looking to clinch but PENIS pushes him off.
PENIS will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Hunt thows a body shot but no joy.
PENIS will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Jacob Hunt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of LARGE PENIS.
PENIS fails to land the takedown.
PENIS avoids the head kick by Hunt.
PENIS slips a jab and a cross from Hunt.
PENIS clinches but Hunt breaks the clinch
and Hunt counters with a leg kick.
PENIS looks for a takedown but Hunt sprawls well.
PENIS is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Hunt tries to close the distance and clinch up but PENIS swats him away and circles back towards the center.
PENIS clinches but Hunt breaks the clinch

and Hunt counters by moving into the clinch.
Hunt lands an elbow inside that PENIS shrugs off.

It looks like LARGE PENIS has been cut.

Hunt's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hunt circles away from the clinch attempt
and Hunt counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Hunt looks to land a combination but PENIS avoids it well.
Hunt keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
A thudding body kick lands there by Hunt!
PENIS looks gassed!

Hunt clinches up with PENIS and pushes him back against the cage.

Hunt pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
PENIS fails with a takedown attempt from distance.

Hunt has taken the fight to the clinch.
PENIS tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Hunt gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from PENIS.

Hunt's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
PENIS throws a right hand that Hunt ducks under and follows up with a left that Hunt also avoids with ease.
PENIS shoots in but Hunt avoids the takedown attempt easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
PENIS dives in and grabs Hunt's left leg, looking for a takedown. Hunt pushes down on PENIS's head and hops out.
Hunt thows a body shot but no joy.
PENIS avoids a punch combination nicely.

Hunt forces PENIS back against the cage and clinches.

Hunt breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
PENIS avoids the head kick by Hunt.
Hunt misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hunt delivers a nice body kick.
Hunt throws a combination. PENIS tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

Hunt has PENIS up against the cage in a clinch.

Hunt's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Hunt darts in and clinches PENIS up against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hunt lands a nice knee to the body.

Hunt breaks from the clinch.
An inside leg kick lands from Hunt.
Hunt throws a right hand that PENIS ducks under and follows up with a left that PENIS also avoids with ease.
Hunt fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt PENIS.

Hunt clinches.
PENIS is working for takedown but Hunt is calmly controlling the position for now.

Hunt breaks the clinch.
PENIS tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

Hunt has managed to clinch.

Hunt breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
LARGE PENIS seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
PENIS has a takedown stuffed.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hunt.
A head kick misses from Hunt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Hunt clinches up against the cage.
PENIS drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Hunt gets the underhooks and prevents it.

Hunt breaks from the clinch.
Hunt throws a right and a left that both miss.
Hunt tries to close the distance and clinch but PENIS swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A solid leg kick lands there for Hunt.

PENIS looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Hunt kicks off PENIS and gets to his feet.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Hunt moves into the clinch.
PENIS goes for a takedown in the clinch but Hunt prevents it.

Hunt breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
PENIS circles away from the clinch attempt

and PENIS counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Hunt's guard now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jacob Hunt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on LARGE PENIS's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

PENIS misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
PENIS misses with a takedown

and Hunt counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Hunt.

Hunt breaks from the clinch.
PENIS shoots in looking for a takedown. Hunt tries to sprawl out of it but PENIS keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Hunt manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Jacob Hunt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of LARGE PENIS.

Hunt closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

Hunt breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
PENIS shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Hunt pinned against the cage. Hunt gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Hunt throws a series of punches but PENIS avoids them all with ease.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Hunt, right into the meat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hunt's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Hunt duly obliges.
Hunt misses with a wild combination.
Jacob Hunt is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hunt lands a head kick!
Horrible takedown by PENIS or perhaps it was just good defense by Hunt which made him look bad.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Hunt. PENIS shrugs it off though.
PENIS closes the distance but Hunt moves to the side

and Hunt counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

Hunt's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
PENIS with a lazy takedown attempt
and Hunt counters with a good, hard body kick but PENIS shrugs it off.
Jacob Hunt is winning the standup battle so far.

Hunt has managed to clinch.
PENIS takes an elbow to the forehead.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Hunt manages to break the clinch.
Good leg kick by Hunt there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
PENIS darts in trying to clinch
and Hunt finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
PENIS closes the distance and clinches up with Hunt, looking for a takedown. PENIS pushes Hunt against the cage but Hunt circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Hunt throws a quick head kick that skims the top of PENIS's head.
PENIS shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Hunt defends it nicely.
A head kick by Hunt misses

and PENIS decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Hunt's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
PENIS in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
PENIS tries to free his leg and advance position but Hunt is retaining full guard.
PENIS stops Hunt from standing up.
PENIS trying to control the position from guard on top but Hunt is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hunt working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from PENIS.

PENIS drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and PENIS jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Hunt is looking to stand up but PENIS isn't so interested in that idea.
PENIS keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Hunt's head.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.

PENIS clinches up with Hunt and pushes him back against the cage.
PENIS is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Hunt gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.

Hunt breaks the clinch.

Hunt closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Hunt keeps control of PENIS as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Hunt gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from PENIS.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Hunt's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
PENIS closes the distance looking to clinch

and Hunt holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
PENIS wants a takedown but no success here.

Hunt breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Hunt forces PENIS back against the cage and clinches.
PENIS changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Hunt fights it off and pushes away nicely.

Hunt rushes PENIS and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
PENIS fails to pull guard.
Hunt is trying to break the clinch but PENIS has him pressed against the cage.
PENIS drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jacob Hunt dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on LARGE PENIS's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

PENIS rushes Hunt and presses him up against the cage.

PENIS has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Hunt clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
PENIS throwing damaging strikes from the back! Hunt could be in trouble here!

PENIS looking for the choke from the back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hunt controlling the position well but he knows he's in a bad position.
PENIS is striking from the back but Hunt escapes and manages to recover to half guard.
Hunt might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
PENIS seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Hunt does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
PENIS wants to get back to his feet.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hunt is trying to stand.
PENIS looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Hunt tries to kick PENIS off but PENIS keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
PENIS moves out of range of the body kick.
PENIS fails with a takedown attempt.
Hunt tries to clinch but PENIS moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Hunt defends well against a solid takedown attempt from PENIS.
Hunt tries to clinch but PENIS moves out of range.
PENIS dives in and grabs Hunt's left leg, looking for a takedown. Hunt pushes down on PENIS's head and hops out.
Jacob Hunt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of LARGE PENIS.
Hunt fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hunt leaves PENIS with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hunt. PENIS does a little dance to reset his feet.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
PENIS tries for a takedown. No joy.

Hunt escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

PENIS shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Hunt manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
PENIS pushing down on Hunt's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hunt is staying active underneath PENIS, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

PENIS is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Hunt defends it well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hunt is trying to escape back to his feet but PENIS uses the scramble to pass into side control.

PENIS wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Hunt, who protects the arm well.
PENIS controlling from side mount.
Hunt takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

PENIS looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Hunt is trying to get back to his feet.

PENIS thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
LARGE PENIS has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hunt is pushing PENIS's head away, looking to escape. PENIS manages to hold on to the position though.

And that's the end of the fight!
LARGE PENIS comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Hunt has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 29:28
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 29:28
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jacob Hunt!