PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jaafar Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rice Farmer Lady (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Jackson
vs
Farmer Lady

187 cm
21
227 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
25
255 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jaafar Jackson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rice Farmer Lady!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Skip Squint and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Farmer Lady throws a low kick, looking for Jackson's leg but Jackson calmly moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady misses with an attempted mid kick.
Farmer Lady pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Farmer Lady finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Farmer Lady tries to work over Jackson's front leg with a kick but Jackson checks it.
Farmer Lady looks to land a body kick but Jackson moved away.
Good work by Jackson as he checks the leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Farmer Lady motions for Jackson to come forward. Farmer Lady throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Farmer Lady throws a wild body kick that Jackson sees coming a mile off.
Jackson avoids a kick to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Farmer Lady misses with a low kick.
Farmer Lady throws a low kick, looking for Jackson's leg but Jackson calmly moves out of range.
Farmer Lady misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Farmer Lady throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Jackson scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Farmer Lady wants to get back to full guard.
Jackson tries to stand but can't do so whilst Farmer Lady controls his leg.
Farmer Lady is looking to control Jackson's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Farmer Lady avoid being mounted?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.

Farmer Lady looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Farmer Lady should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Jackson tries to stand and escape but Farmer Lady is controlling the position.
Farmer Lady tries to roll over but Jackson keeps him under control.
Jackson wants to stand up but Farmer Lady has a hold of him and won't allow it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Farmer Lady scores with a head kick.
Farmer Lady motions for Jackson to come forward. Farmer Lady throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Farmer Lady throws a head kick that misses.
Jackson moves out of range of the body kick.
Farmer Lady misses with a head kick.
Farmer Lady is looking to slow Jackson down with leg kicks.
Jackson is breathing heavily.
Farmer Lady feints and then cracks Jackson's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jackson down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jackson blocks the body kick.
Farmer Lady throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jackson has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Farmer Lady.
Good leg kick by Farmer Lady there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Jackson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Farmer Lady. Farmer Lady obviously looking to wear him down.
Farmer Lady tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Farmer Lady throws a nice outside leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Farmer Lady throws a nice inside leg kick.
Jackson moves out of range as Farmer Lady throws a body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rice Farmer Lady dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Jackson moves out of range as Farmer Lady throws a body kick.
Farmer Lady connects with a solid leg kick.
Farmer Lady misses with a body kick.
Jaafar Jackson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Farmer Lady scoring well with a low kick there.
Farmer Lady scores with a kick to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Farmer Lady throws a leg kick but Jackson checks it.
Farmer Lady is looking to score with low kicks.
Farmer Lady buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Farmer Lady throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Farmer Lady lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Farmer Lady lands a big head kick that sends Jackson tumbling to the mat! Farmer Lady takes a step backwards and waves Jackson back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Jackson is rocked!

It looks like Jaafar Jackson has been cut.
Good leg kick by Farmer Lady there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Oh Jackson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Farmer Lady has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Farmer Lady scores with a leg kick.
Farmer Lady lets loose with a powerful body kick. Jackson will feel that in the morning.
Jackson stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Farmer Lady.
Jackson seems to have got his legs back now.
Both fighters circling a little - Farmer Lady finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Jackson blocks a head kick by Farmer Lady.
Jackson walks forward, straight into a front kick from Farmer Lady.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Farmer Lady swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Farmer Lady throws a head kick that misses.
Jackson is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Farmer Lady lands with a thumping leg kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Farmer Lady. Jackson shrugs it off though.
Jackson avoids the head kick by Farmer Lady.
Rice Farmer Lady is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Farmer Lady is looking to slow Jackson down with leg kicks.
Rice Farmer Lady seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Farmer Lady throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Farmer Lady shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Farmer Lady keeps Jackson at a distance using the push kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Farmer Lady connects with a solid leg kick.
Farmer Lady scores with a push kick.
Farmer Lady fakes the leg kick and cracks Jackson in the body.
Jackson will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Farmer Lady throws a wild body kick that Jackson sees coming a mile off.
Farmer Lady throws a quick inside leg kick.
Farmer Lady with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

Farmer Lady lands a big head kick that sends Jackson tumbling to the mat! Farmer Lady takes a step backwards and waves Jackson back to his feet - he wants the finish!
A nice leg kick lands there from Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady lets loose with a powerful body kick. Jackson will feel that in the morning.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Farmer Lady looks to land a body kick but Jackson moved away.
Farmer Lady throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Farmer Lady misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Farmer Lady thows a body kick. Jackson tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Jackson takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Farmer Lady misses with a body kick.
Rice Farmer Lady seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Farmer Lady lands a big head kick that sends Jackson tumbling to the mat! Farmer Lady takes a step backwards and waves Jackson back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Farmer Lady misses with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rice Farmer Lady showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jaafar Jackson's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Jackson on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Farmer Lady tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jackson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Farmer Lady throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Farmer Lady lands a nice looking kick to the body. Jackson takes a step back to recover.
Farmer Lady throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Farmer Lady thuds his shin into the meat of Jackson's side.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The fighters circle, before Farmer Lady throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Jackson's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Farmer Lady lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:01 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Rice Farmer Lady!