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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Animal Mother (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Spank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mother comes to the cage accompanied by God of Thunder - Kiss. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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278 lbs
12 - 3 - 0 |
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285 lbs
11 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Animal Mother!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Frank Spank!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Frank Dennis and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mother throws an overhand right that lands on Spank's shoulder, as Spank tries to avoid the shot.
Mother stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
It looks like Frank Spank has been cut.
Spank keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mother.
Mother looks to land a combination but Spank avoids it well.
Mother throws a right and a left that both miss.
The fight stays on the outside here - Mother looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Spank moves away from the strike by Mother.
Mother showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Spank.
Mother misses with a combination
and Mother takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Spank throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mother.
Mother misses with a body shot.
A shot to the body from Mother misses
and Spank counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Mother misses with a hook. Spank ducked under it nicely.
Mother tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Spank was well out of range. Poor timing from Mother.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mother misses with a looping right.
Mother is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Spank's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
A telegraphed right hand from Spank misses the target.
Mother falls off balance throwing a combination
and Spank connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
It looks like Animal Mother has been cut.
Mother throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Spank uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mother.
Mother throws a big shot that misses.
Mother misses with a straight left.
Mother tries to clinch
and Spank counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Animal Mother seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spank slips a jab from Mother.
Spank throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mother.
A swing and a miss from Mother.
Mother swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Spank counter with a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Spank misses with the combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mother displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Spank throws out the jab.
Spank fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mother manages to avoid it.
Mother falls off balance throwing a combination
and Mother takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Mother misses with a looping left.
Mother throws a left and a right that both miss
and Spank counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Mother throws a shot from downtown. Spank moves away and avoids it.
Mother wants to clinch but Spank slips to the side
and Spank counters with a nice uppercut.
Mother is rocked!
Spank flashes Mother a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Mother's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Mother crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Spank punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Frank Spank!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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