PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wes Welker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wes Welker is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer
vs
Welker

178 cm
19
197 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
26
192 lbs
15 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
KO power

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Hell's Kitchen Lab Corp

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Wes Welker!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Damien Edna and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.

Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Welker looking for a sweep. Not yet Welker, not yet.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

Welker working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has passed into half guard!
Welker tries to get to full guard but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has control of the leg.
Welker is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Welker moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Welker can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer controls the pace.
Welker wants to hit a switch here but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Welker there!
Welker tries to lock up and control but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Welker keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer controlling the pace for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Welker is desperately trying to improve his position but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has a good base and remains in mount.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer controlling the position easily from mount.
Welker really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer avoids the attempt from Welker to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer controlling from the full mount.
Welker really wants to buck Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer off and get back to his feet.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Welker is wriggling around trying to escape.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Welker is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

Welker gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer to score an easy takedown into full guard.

Welker working for submissions but it's allowed Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer to get to half guard.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer controlling the action here.
Welker is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Welker has a hand on Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Welker is looking to get to half guard.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer with good strikes from the mount here!
Welker is trying to escape the mount.
Welker gets back to half guard.
Welker has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is working away from the top position though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer prevents Welker from improving his position.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throwing shots but Welker is blocking nicely.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Welker is looking to get back to full guard here but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has managed to pass to side control instead.
Welker is looking to get to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer controlling the position easily from mount.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer avoids the attempt from Welker to control.
Welker is desperately trying to improve his position but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has a good base and remains in mount.
Welker bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Welker is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Welker pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is keeping the position for now.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Welker accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

Welker is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has escaped and now he's on top!
Welker keeping moving, preventing Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer from controlling successfully.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Welker trying to keep a closed guard but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is proving a slippery customer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer misses with a takedown
and Welker counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Welker looks to land a body kick but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer moved away.
Welker tests Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Welker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Welker avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Welker takes a swing at Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's ribcage but misses.
Welker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer manages to avoid it.

Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer moves into range and clinches up with Welker.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is trying to drag Welker to the mat but Welker just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Welker manages to break the clinch.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer tries for a takedown but Welker circles away easily

and Welker counters with a nice double leg into side control. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer won't be happy with that.
Welker postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Welker in side control lands a decent elbow.
Welker lands an elbow.
Welker lands an elbow.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Welker tries to move into full mount but can't pass Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's legs.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer wants to control but Welker postures up.
The strikes coming from Welker are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Welker cracks Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer with a big elbow.
You can see the frustration on Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer tries to improve position but can't.
Welker misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Welker tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Welker throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Welker working away.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer manages to get back to half guard.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is looking to improve his position.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is trying to control but can't.
The fighters are battling for position here. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Welker wants to pass the guard but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is keeping the position.
Welker throws a strike but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Welker looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer passes into side control.
Welker tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
Welker is trying to escape the mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer controlling the position easily from mount.
Wes Welker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer avoids the attempt from Welker to control.
Welker sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Welker is looking for a sweep. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer slows the pace down in half guard.
Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

Welker looking for a kimura from the bottom but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer passes into side control!

And that's the end of the fight!
Wes Welker comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 29:28
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 29:28
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer!