PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harry Cooper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sexy Beast (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cooper comes to the cage accompanied by LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out. Beast has chosen Dennis Ferrer - Hey Hey as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Cooper
vs
Beast

225 cm
27
305 lbs
14 - 1 - 0

225 cm
22
313 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

Legal High's - 158+ Recovery And 159+ Stamina $40
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harry Cooper!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sexy Beast!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Alan Glass and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cooper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Beast is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Beast ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cooper moves away.
Beast shoots in for a takedown but Cooper shows good takedown defense.

Cooper gets caught flat footed, as Beast shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Beast with a flurry of punches that miss.
Beast being controlled here momentarily.
Beast trying to control the position from guard on top but Cooper is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beast throws a strike but Cooper rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Beast is looking for a triangle but Cooper pushes his legs off easily.
Beast lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Cooper!

Beast jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Cooper manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Cooper knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Beast on the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Cooper regains half guard.
Beast is trying to control the action in half guard but Cooper is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Beast is pressing down on Cooper's thigh, looking to free his foot. Cooper is holding on for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beast works his foot free and advances to mount.
Cooper tries to hold on but Beast pushes him away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Beast scoring with strikes but Cooper is staying in there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beast trying to control but Cooper is having none of it.
Cooper is in all sorts of trouble here.
Beast throwing strikes here but Cooper is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sexy Beast dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Beast throws a leg kick which misses Cooper's front leg but catches the back leg as Cooper tries to avoid it.
Cooper tries to move into range but Beast moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
A good leg kick by Cooper.
Cooper throws a leg kick
and Beast counters with a three punch combo that has Cooper backing up. Cooper nods at Beast to acknowledge the strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cooper scores with a shot to the body.
Cooper misses with a body shot
and Beast counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cooper throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Cooper throws a leg kick that is checked
and Beast counters with a nice leg kick.
Cooper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cooper misses with a low kick.
Beast waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cooper.
Cooper throws a leg kick
letting Beast counter with a right hand.
Beast scores with a hook to the body. Cooper takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Beast ducks under a wild hook from Cooper.
A low kick from Cooper is predictable there
and Beast cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cooper avoids the body shot from Beast.

Beast fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Cooper sprawls well initially but Beast persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beast is keen to just control but Cooper is a slippery customer.
Beast not doing much here.
Cooper is not content to let Beast control the position.
Cooper wants to improve his position but Beast is controlling well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Beast missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Beast is looking to take a break and control but Cooper is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Beast thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beast throws a strike but Cooper avoids it easily and moves to full guard.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Beast lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Beast misses with the combination.
Cooper moves away from the strike by Beast.
Beast blocks a leg kick.
A good leg kick by Beast.
Harry Cooper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cooper misses with a wild body shot.
Cooper throws a sloppy body shot
and Beast counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Beast shoots in but Cooper avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Cooper lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Beast has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Beast and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beast tries a head kick but it misses.
A shot to the body from Cooper misses
and Beast counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Beast swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Beast uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Beast misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cooper.
Cooper is looking to wear down Beast with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Cooper misses with a hook to the body
and Cooper takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Beast lands with a hook. Cooper tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cooper thows a body shot but no joy.
Cooper swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Beast counters with a nice leg kick.
Beast scores with a jab.
Horrible takedown by Beast or perhaps it was just good defense by Cooper which made him look bad.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Beast keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Beast misses with the combination.
Cooper staying out of range there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sexy Beast showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Cooper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Cooper thows a body shot but no joy.
Cooper misses with a wild body shot.
Beast misses with a two punch combination.
Beast shoots in but Cooper avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Nice body punch from Beast.
Cooper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cooper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Sexy Beast seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Beast throws a lazy right hand but Cooper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cooper thows a leg kick but Beast checks it
and Beast counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A head kick misses from Beast.
A looping hook to the body misses from Beast. Cooper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cooper misses with a jab to the body
and Beast counters with a low kick, right behind Cooper 's knee.
Beast tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cooper throws a predictable looking body shot
and Beast counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cooper misses with a body shot
letting Beast counter with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beast lands an overhand right.
Cooper moves away from the strike by Beast.
Cooper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Beast.
Harry Cooper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Beast takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Cooper throws a leg kick that is checked
and Beast counters with a left to the body.
Beast fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Cooper avoids it really well and circles away.
Beast closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Cooper ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Cooper thows a leg kick but Beast checks it

and Beast counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Cooper's guard now.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Beast trying to control but Cooper is working from the bottom.
Cooper looking for a sweep. Not yet Cooper, not yet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beast wants to control from the top but Cooper keeps moving.
Cooper being controlled here, momentarily.
Cooper has Beast pulled in close to control his posture.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beast working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Cooper is on top in guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Cooper stopping the sweep attempt from Beast.
Beast throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Beast lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Cooper!
Beast working Cooper over with strikes here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sexy Beast really dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Cooper throws a solid leg kick but Beast takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Cooper.
Cooper swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Beast counters with a stiff right hand.
Cooper lands a right hook to the body.
Cooper moves out of range of the leg kick from Beast.
Cooper connects with a looping right hand.
Cooper on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Beast. Beast obviously looking to wear him down.
Beast works the jab nicely.
Cooper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Beast manages to avoid it.
Cooper stuns Beast with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Cooper lands with a nice body punch.
Cooper wants to slow Beast down by chopping away at his legs.
Beast lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Beast lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Beast moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Beast throws a head kick that half lands.
Cooper throws a leg kick
and Beast counters with a nice low kick that buckles Cooper's knee momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beast blocks a jab.
Beast lands with a thumping leg kick.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Beast tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cooper was well out of range. Poor timing from Beast.
Cooper throws a hook but Beast blocks it.
Cooper throws a leg kick
and Beast counters with a nice body kick.
Beast lands a head shot.
Cooper throws a leg kick
and Beast counters with a nice low kick that buckles Cooper's knee momentarily.
Beast throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Cooper stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cooper misses with a leg kick

and Beast counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Beast is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Cooper keeping moving, preventing Beast from controlling successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beast controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Beast is looking to work some ground and pound but Cooper has wrist control.
Cooper is trying to control the position but Beast postures up.
Beast looking to sit in guard and control but Cooper gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beast is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Beast keeping moving, preventing Cooper from controlling successfully.
Cooper postures up.
Beast looking for a sweep. Not yet Beast, not yet.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Beast tries to bum rush Cooper with a series of wild strikes but Cooper uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Beast misses with a wild combination.
Cooper looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Cooper takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Cooper avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

Beast looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Beast looking to sit in guard and control but Cooper gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Beast wants to sweep but no luck.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sexy Beast dominated that fourth round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Cooper thows a leg kick but Beast checks it
and Beast counters with a stiff right hand.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Beast.
Cooper misses with a leg kick
and Beast counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

Beast shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Cooper napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Sloppy strikes there by Beast.
Cooper avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Beast.
Beast working the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beast controls the position.
Beast creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Cooper sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Cooper regains half guard, as Beast was trying to land strikes.
Beast wants to take a breather but Cooper is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Beast thows a big elbow that misses, also allowing Cooper to regain full guard.
Cooper tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Harry Cooper has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Beast has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Beast is looking to work some ground and pound but Cooper has wrist control.
Cooper on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Cooper tries to get out of the position.
Beast chips away with some ground and pound.
Beast throws and elbow that misses. Cooper uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Beast's guard. Nice move by Cooper!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cooper trying to control the position from guard on top but Beast is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Beast wants to sweep here but Cooper controlling him for the moment.
Beast looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Cooper puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Beast is pressing down on Cooper's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Beast is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Sexy Beast is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Beast controlling the position.
Beast looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Beast lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Cooper!
Beast tries to control but Cooper wriggling away.

And that's the end of the fight!
Sexy Beast comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Beast has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 45:50
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 44:50
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sexy Beast!
Sexy Beast is the new super heavyweight champion!