PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rice Farmer Lady (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paul Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Farmer Lady
vs
Lesnar

190 cm
25
255 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

210 cm
18
280 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rice Farmer Lady!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Paul Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Winston Howard and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Farmer Lady looks for the body kick but Lesnar saw that one coming.

Lesnar looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Farmer Lady!
Farmer Lady sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Lesnar seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Farmer Lady is trying to get back to full guard.
Lesnar really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Farmer Lady. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Farmer Lady is pressing down on Lesnar's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Farmer Lady trying to control the position.
Farmer Lady could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Farmer Lady manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Lesnar manages to get himself to full guard.
Farmer Lady wants to pass the guard but Lesnar is keeping the position.
Farmer Lady wants to control from the top but Lesnar keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Farmer Lady pushes down on Lesnar's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Lesnar is looking to control Farmer Lady's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Lesnar avoid being mounted?
Farmer Lady is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Lesnar really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

Farmer Lady working from mount. He moves in close and looks like he might be going for an arm triangle... He's hopped off to the side and he's transitioned into an Anaconda choke. Lesnar turning a nasty shade of purple. He's refusing to tap but he's gone! He's out! The ref rips Farmer Lady off and cradles Lesnar's limp body as Farmer Lady celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Anaconda Choke). Rice Farmer Lady!